Don’t egg him on.
Nope, apparently not.
F_X
Y’all are lot o’ silly geese.
If there are any female Dopers who need to be goosed, just call!
Just stopped by to take a gander at the latest silliness.
You sound like you are confused about your gander.
How loose is your goose?
Well, that is a very personal statement to make about a new acquaintance. I will politely ignore your embarrassing foie gras and assume that you have noticed that my boobies indicate that I am all girl. ruffles feathers in self-righteous indignation
My male duck; however, has a rather lofty opinion of himself and struts around my lawn as if he is the cock of the walk. It is his gander status that is in dispute; not mine, I can assure you.
Well, I’ve been told I have a nice gentle goose, just a quick squeeze of the ass cheek, firm enough to come off as aggressive but not enough to hurt…
I mean, um, nevermind. 
If you have blue boobies, then I’m confused.
You must pander to the gander when it wants to meander.
For that, your neck must be wrung.
DUCK!!!
runs for cover…
oops shit wrong thread…
Duck…
GOOOOSE!!!
Psalex did you just try to goose me?
I feel so plucked!blushing smilie
Rotfl …
so, while we’re not on the topic, when the 2 inch wide trail of ants is making a frenetic straight line dash for the spilled drop of honey on the counter, … would that constitute ants making a Bee line for the honey?
Oops, Krisfer the Cat, I may have goose-stepped out of line. Are you completely opposed to a goose by another goose, or do you prefer your gooses to come only from ganders?
Forget the gander, I want dibs on the wild turkey!
no problem Psalex I am open minded. Besides as I mentioned in another thread there is a 16 yr old boy in me just fighting to get out.
Whew! Thanks, Krisfer the Cat. I didn’t want to be embarrassed by a foie gras, like Satisfying Andy Licious was earlier, when he mistook me for a gander.
Ganders are my favorite, but I couldn’t help but notice your talent at shaking a tail feather.