So that I don’t unmistakenly make a fool of myself and/or put my foot in my mouth, please tell me …
What kind of goose do you have?
One that lays golden eggs!
I’m not sure what kind mine is, but yours is cooked, Satisfying Andy Licious!
Actually, I have a gander.
May I take a gander?
My goose is cooked.
Oh, no. I didn’t read carefully. lel was way ahead of me. I feel so down.
What? Did I commit a fowl?
Yes, of the Claire-est kind. 
F_X
You know, this whole thread has had some pretty fowl language for MPSIMS.
Well, there’s no telling what a cocky dude’ll do.
Can someone puh-leeze put a gaggle on Satisfying Andy Licious? These puns are really beginning to get my gander up.
And FTR, my goose is none of your honkin’ business.
Oh geese, now you’ve gone and ruffled Horseflesh’s feathers, Andy. I’m not down with that at all.
Why did you capitalize Gander? I thought you were talking about a town in Newfoundland.
I don’t have a personal goose, of course, but you can have all the damn Canada geese flying overhead, making all kinds of noise and leaving their little gifts all over the place.
[curmudgeon]Damn geese![/curmudgeon]
Robin
I was born in Michigan, which makes me a Michigander – or actually (see other thread), a Michigoose.
This is starting to get me honked off.
I am without gander; though my drake has delusions of grandeur. Does that count?
My Gander? What slander! (Must be a mainlander.)
Better duck; this is taking a tern for the worse.