First, december, you ought to read Ben Franklin on his opposition to the Bald Eagle as the U.S. national symbol.
Then consider how you would feel if a Canadian doper posted a mockery of our national anthem or one of our patriotic songs. Or perhaps a mockery of the sh’ma that equated Sharon with God (though my Hebrew is very poor, I could come up with a fairly good one, incorporating Bernard Baruch, if you like).
Then you ought to post an apology for your OP. Sorry if I seem belligerent. But you have shown evidence that you can be a thoughtful poster when you care to be, and I know damn well that you would take offense at insults to what you hold dear.
So get your head out of your ass and try to look at it from their point of view.
I didn’t mean the OP to be anything but complimentary to Canada. I intended to contrast the beauty of the country and the quality of the people vs, a bird, which unfortunately carries their name. If I did offend anyone then I am truly sorry.
A question for Canadian posters: were you offended?
Speaking as a Canadian (which, of course, means I’m the mouthpiece for all Canadians :rolleyes: ), I thought december was quite clear in his OP distinguishing his love for his northern neighbors from his hatred of bird shit.
The only think that offended me about december’s post was that he called them Canadian geese. For the record, none of them carry passports. Just a pet peeve, which others apparently share.
My first thought is “mmmmm, gambling at Niagra Falls”, then it’s “Mmmmm Canadian Beer while gambling at Niagra Falls”…then “Ohhhh, pretty”.
I must say that in my 31 years, I’d never associated Canada with goose shit. This could be the oddest post I’ve ever seen on the SDMB. Who moved the rock and found THIS idiot?
Yeah, the excrement can be a problem, but there are not large populations everywhere in Canada. I recall a few years ago the city of Toronto actually wanted to cull the gaggles and donate them to homeless shelters because there were so many of them. There was a bit of an animal rights outcry, I don’t know whatever became of it.
Also a few years ago I went to the Toronto zoo and I saw a pen where there were a couple of miserable looking antelopes huddled in a corner and ornery geese everywhere else honking away. Pretty funny from my perspective.
And I have no idea why anybody would be offended by December’s post, I found it rather amusing. Its not like we invented the damn birds, it was probably those Scandanavian bastards, and then they pinned it on us by calling it the Canada goose!
I was just going to comment that if december happened to be pooped on by a Canada Goose, it would be appropriate to save said poop as a tribute to his northern neighbours.