Monday, March 9, we threw a Purim party. This is a huge holiday on the Jewish calendar, and actually, way bigger than Chanukah, but the goyim play up Chanukah because it’s close to Christmas. Purim is the biggest holiday that is not mentioned in the Torah. It celebrates the events of the book of Esther.
Our one big thing we do every year is a Purim bash and pinball tournament. We don’t do anything else the rest of the year, unless there’s a milestone birthday, or something-- we don’t host seders, break-the-fasts, and very rarely, Thanksgivings (and then, just the once). I’ve did a baby shower once, too. But the Purim bash is how we reciprocate for all the stuff we get invited to. We probably drop $2,000 on it, because we buy a lot of booze.
You are supposed to get drunk on Purim, and we provide the means for anyone who wants to fulfill that mitzvah. We used to procure a van so we could shuttle people home, but now, we live in a place where people can’t leave their cars overnight, so we set up an Uber thing, where people who want to can join in a Uber van ride, and we pay for that.
Anyway, after people are oiled up, we make a lot of noise to a reading of the book of Esther, every time the name of Haman in mentioned. So we warn the neighbors, and invite them. We read a condensed version, so it lasts only about 15 minutes.
We have a buffet supper, and TONS of hamantashen (traditional pastry). I make 9 different kinds, something for everyone. Mine look even better than the ones in the link, but I don’t have a picture of mine.
We do set an age minimum of 16 for our guests, and ask that people under 18 come with a parent or guardian. We supply some non-alcoholic beer and virgin mixed drinks, as well as soda and juice.
A couple of times, we’ve had a pinata, but because these are usually on a weekday, we try to bring them in pretty early, since most people have work the next day.
We end the evening with a pinball tournament. This year, the first prize was a year of Amazon prime, and second prize was TP with Trump’s face on it. We had no idea how appropriate those would be. Third prize was a bumper sticker that said “I’d rather be playing pinball,” but at least it wasn’t something like a movie pass with an expiration date.
It was a pretty good way to go out, for me. We don’t have a huge apartment, but we had about 25 guests, crowded into the place. We boarded the dog, and shut the cat in the boychick’s room (along with the boychik, voluntarily, who was allowed to have a pizza in his room-- woo-hoo! he was at a friend’s part of the evening, and delivered back with his pizza about 1/2-way through).
That was it.