The Priapus Manipulation.
Two words that rarely went together, in my experience. Then again, I suffered The Kawerau Ennui, so maybe I can’t really comment 
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The Stolichnaya Imperative, followed by The Omphalos Contemplation. Yep, I’m suffering from The Priapic Hiatus tonight: it’s The Incarnadine Diluvium again.
The Saturn Transport
The Middlesex Hammerlock
The Wendy’s Rendezvous
The Delta Reservation
The Chicago-Reader Bulletin
The Entenmann’s Delectation
The Caffeine Injection
The Marginal Revolution
The Drudge Speculation
The Whirlpool Inundation
The Celluloid Indoctrination
The Nymphos Immobilization
Oh, and the OP left out the following Ludlum title: The Parsifal Mosaic
To date, the only one of his I’ve ever read!
I suppose if you’re expecting rain that never materializes, you could have: The Parasol Mistake.
I work in a greenhouse
The Cycas Defoliation
The Pseudococcidae Solution
The Amorphophallus Ascension
The Pabst Proposal
edit: ti tcan’t tspell