What’s the definition of a happy sperm?
One with egg on its’ face.
a woman and a man have been sweethearts for quite some time. being rather old-fashioned, they would both rather wait until marriage to fool around. When the man proposes to her, she gladly accepts, but then hesistates for a second. “What’s wrong, honey?” the man asks. “Well, I feel i should let you know, before this bcomes official, that i have very small breasts. These are mainly pads.”
“Oh, that’s okay,” he reassures her. “Honey, I’m hung like a baby.” With that off their chests, the engagement started smoothly, and kept on sailing through smooth seas. The night of their honeymoon came, and the two of them slowly undressed eachother. As the man took off his new bride’s bra, sure enough she had rather petite tits. They continued, and she got to his pants. She unbuttoned the front of them, and pulled them down his legs. Then she fainted.
When she came to, her husband was kneeling over her anxiously. “What’s the matter, my darling?” “Y-your penis! You told me you were hung like a baby.” “That’s right,” he replied.
“17 inches long, 6 pounds 12 ounces.”