Your mock poetry corner.

Two mice fell in a bucket of cream
A desperate fate, a struggle met
The white flow a soft cold dream
That pulled them down, a nightmare threat.
One mouse drowned, a life submit
The other thrashed, he wouldn’t quit
His life was his, and strongly earned
All the cream to butter, churned.
I’ve earned your faith, a job, a house,
As the mouse crawled out, to live his life.
I’ve earned the love of my son and wife.
I stand before you; I am that mouse.

-Christopher Walken, channeling Robert Frost.

Is this what you do all day?

At least he didn’t waste eight years thinking of a retort.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock
Two mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one

The other escaped with minor injuries

I predict a short stay for our necromancer…

Some sort of transitive zombie.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11826965&postcount=10

There once was a girl from Nantucket…

I have nothing substantial to add, but I really do like the OP :slight_smile:

Also Little Nemo’s smackdown. :stuck_out_tongue:

Who loved dead penis and would fuck it…

I assume no-one is more surprised than me to see this on the front page.