Fluid Druid told me to take this to the Pit even though you called me a liar.
If you want to call me a liar and I have to pit you for it, so be it.
So, here we are, Dickless Clark. I pit you for calling me a liar.
Is posting a link that damn hard?
Welcome to the SDMB, brownie55; I hope you enjoy your ti–
Waitaminute. MARCH, 2005???!!!???
At least tell me this is the first Pit thread you’ve initiated…
This appears to be the offending post.
Oh good. The OP apparently got his feelings hurt in an 8-page spat about moderation. Thanks for sharing.
Well, gee, when someone tells you “You’re completely distorting what she said” who could blame a person for flying into cross-eyed rage?
I have no idea what you’re talking about
so here’s a bunny with a pancake on its head
Unfortunately, it appears that you are dumber than a bag of wet mice.
This being the SDMB, I call for a cite to a peer reviewed study showing that wet mice are less intelligent than dry mice, preferably with a control group of merely damp mice.
Shut up! Your genitals are inferior!
It’s not the mice that are dumb, it’s bagging them. Obviously, if you’re going to bag mice, you want to make sure they’re dry. Otherwise they’ll mildew.
Thank you, Brownie55. I’ve been here since '99 and never inspired a Pit thread. I feel complete now.
Just for the record, I did not call you a liar. I said you were distorting something. I have no idea whether it was intentional, and therefore a type of lie, or just carelessness.
I saw your string of rather testy responses some hours later, when I next visited the SDMB. I sorry if my having a life translates into “cowardice” where you come from. The next time I’m logging off and will be away from the board for an extended period, I’ll make a general announcement so that over-excited, yipping Internet chihuahas don’t work themselves up and piddle on the floor. (Not that I’m talking about you, of course. You’re a mighty oak of calm and reason.)
So, to recap: thank you, you were wrong to say that I called you a liar, you were wrong to accuse me of cowardice, and no piddling.
Well that’s nice, but are you really Dickless? Enquiring minds want to know!
“Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.” 
No, no. I have a dick, I just don’t have … Oh, God it’s so shameful … I don’t have a duck!
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For that matter how about a study comparing the dumbness of a bag of wet mice and a bag of hair the previous gold standard of dumbness.
You’d also need to compare them both to a bag of hammers.
I have a bag of dry mice for a control.
Hit them with the bag of hammers.
You are such a liar Brownie55, a big fat liar.