Hey Dickless, Clark!

No no-- leave the mice by the mud fence.

Ain’t nothin’ worse than a steaming brownie.

No, no, no. What you need is a peer to cite a study reviewing the literature on dry versus wet mice.

NOW you’ve done it. (Bolding and underlining mine.)

And a box of rocks.

I opened this thread thinking Dick Clark was back in the news. I am oddly disappointed.

Well as it turns out I have no dog in this fight. I came in here wondering why someone would be raging on Dick Clark.

I mean he’s not my cup of tea, but he’s never really struck me as particularly abrasive. Not sure where he stands on bagged mice, though.

Dick Clark STANDS ON BAGGED MICE???!!!

It’s an exercise to improve his balance! How dare you judge!

But do you have a mouse in this fight, and if you do, is it dry or wet?

Well, sure. Since the stroke, he’s not fast enough to stand on the un-bagged variety.

Oh, that was real? I thought you two were doing a bit.

brownie, you are NOT doing a heckuva job.

I’ve been asked to tell everyone that brownie55 has received a conciliatory email from **Clark K **. All is forgiven.

Even a blind mouse sends an apology eventually.

Not a wet one, though.

Regards,
Shodan

When I was doing my senior research in college I had to train rats to swim.

Owing to that experience, I can conclusively conclude that wet rats smell significantly worse than dry rats.

Since we are in the pit I feel safe to say that you Sir, jz78817, are a LIAR!!!.

I’ve read your post at least 7 or 8 times and not once did I see a bunny with a pancake on its head. I’d take you to the pit for such a heinous fib but since we are already here I shall one up you and actually link to a bunny with a pancake on its head thus showing that I am superior to you in every way especially in the crotch department.

You seem to be under the impression that anyone cares.

Well, you care. And, self esteem issues aside, I include you under the “anyone” banner.

We all care. We are a very caring group.

Was this problem sorted by the Giraffe boards as well?