I recently ordered a girly-tee with a lady disrobing that says “Porn is Feminism” on it, but I haven’t worn it, and this is the embarassing part for a cool liberated chick like myself - not because of what it says, of course, but because you can see her nipples.
I think that means I’ve gotten old.
My hubby has an old shirt that says:
I CAME
I DRANK
I OFFENDED
It’s not really offensive, just…tacky. I hate when he wears that thing. It’s a really strange color for a guy to wear to. I don’t know WHY he ever bought it.
but but but but… WHAT color is it?
In 1977, I got a three-day suspension from high school for wearing a black T-shirt that read in big white letters “THIS PLACE SUCKS”. (I had it made at a local head shop that sold T-shirts.)
I had a great bright red shirt with a huge picture of Charles Manson on the back, and on the front it said:
Buy One Get One
Free Charlie Manson
I was doing my laundry at the laundromat one night and the guy using the dryer next to me offered me ten bucks for it. I had gotten it at the thrift store for 50 cents, so naturally I sold it.
A number of my friends were offended by my Harley-Davidson logo shirt, with “If I Have to Explain, You Wouldn’t Understand” on it. I have no idea what they were so upset about. It seemed like a good slogan to me.
My ex used to have one that advertised a bar (can’t remember the name though)…it had the name of the bar, and the slogan “Liquor in the front, poker in the rear”
There is one I have seen here locally that I would love to find and buy of to give as gifts to some of my male friends. There is a town here called Eaton. One of the local radio stations here once made up a fictional baseball team, and called them The Beavers. So of course, they printed up t-shirts to promote the Eaton Beavers. 
There are all sorts of t-shirts one could make to promote that well-known hamlet, Intercourse, PA.
“Ask Me If I Know the Way…”
“Turn Left For…”
Heh…very close to one my wife owns. 
I have one that says, “Information Gladly Given But Conversation Must Be Avoided For Safety’s Sake,” which is the sign that’s posted on San Francisco buses. Another says “Everyone Hates Me Because I’m Paranoid.” Both of these are funnier to people who know me.
A friend of mine has one (I think it’s from The Onion) that says, “Your Favorite Band Sucks.”
Being an ecologist, one of my favorites was the shirt that had the US Forest Service symbol (look at the upper right corner) on it, except the tree in the middle was cut off at the base and lying down.
See, it was a protest of managed clearcutting on Forest Service lands. Ha ha. Yes, I know. Oh so geeky, but a different geeky.
Oooh, I love it! I hate to ask but where did you get it?
I have many t-shirts with fun phrases on them, but the one that always seems to get the most attention is my black tee that says “WTF?” on it in white letters (some of you have probably seen it at thinkgeek.com). Kids laugh but most adults are bewildered until they figure out what it means. It’s popular, though. A complete stranger came up and asked me where I got it once. That disarmed ME anyway.
I also have a shirt that says “Feminist” on it but I haven’t gotten around to wearing it much yet. My roommate saw it and said: “Yeah, you’ll get a ton of dates with THAT on.”
The worst one in the zoo household is “It’s not a potbelly - it’s a roof for my toolshed”. The guys take turns wearing it. :rolleyes:
Mr zoogirl used to have a sweatshirt with big, suspicious looking splotches on it and the words "Damn Seagulls!
Another fav was popular with the teens at church. It’s a picture of jeans with the knees worn out and the slogan “Tougher Than Hell”. At first I kind of went “Ooooh” but then I figured it out.
I used to have the old Inspiral Carpets Cool As Fuck cow t-shirt, but it got worn out 
Now, my most offfensive one is the Couldn’t Care Bear , depicting a teddy bear with a pistol to his head. seems to tick a lot of people off for some reason.
That could be taken two EXTREMELY different ways.
In college one of the guys in the weight room would always wear a shirt that said, “I may not go down in history but I will go down on your little sister.” I always thought that was the greatest shirt I had ever seen.
My husband once tried to buy a shirt off of some guy at a concert. It had a picture of Ed Gein’s face on the front, and surrounding it, said the words “Ed Gein Fan Club”.
Brilliant. Haven’t found one since.
Who’s Ed Gein??
Pretty funny that a poster usernamed “ZombiesAteMyBrain” asks this - Ed Gein was a notorious serial killer from the '50’s or '60’s. I believe the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the Silence of the Lambs and Slayer’s infamous song “Dead Skin Mask” all owe a debt of inspiration to the repugnant Ed Gein…
**Oh. My. God!
When i was a kid, i remember my mother having this shirt, it was greeeen - and i always asked her what it meant… she would never tell me!
So here lately (20 some odd years later) i keep thinking about that shirt, wondering wtf it was all about…
so i ask, and she “doesn’t remember the shirt” or what it means, so for the past few months ive been sulking, wondering if id EVER know what the HELL that stupid slogan burned in my brain since childhood, meant.
THANK YOUUUUU Rabid Child You have filled one giant void in my inquisitive mind. sends pez & vodka **
I also like the “what part of @#@# don’t you understand” shirt -
I need to make my next shopping excursion in that guys closet - he has fun shirts!
(Oh and if you do start making them domination/cake shirts - i’ll be the first to buy 10)
It’s them pesky zombies! They ate my brain, you know - and all I have left are a few stray braincells that got stuck to the sides … still got more than GWB, though
