“In answer to your questions: he’s not any kind of ‘dog’…but yes, he does bite…”
When they found him later Stuart was cowering in a corner gibbering “Eyes shouldn’t have teeth and teeth shouldn’t have eyes!” over and over.
Everett realized after the waitress serving the disturbing-looking party at the next table paused, leaned over to ask his name, and then announced to them that “Today’s roast special is Everett”, never to trust a Yelp review.
Thank you.
In play: When Stephen King got me alone in his hotel room, he told me he was doing real life research for his next book.
Story from my real life:
“My home thermometer must be reading a degree or so colder”, thought Ludovic as the physician’s assistant measured his temperature at 99.9 after he told her that his temperature at home measured normal, and he silently mused about the time a few years ago when his temperature at home measured 103.5.
As I continued eating his tasty soup, it slowly dawned on me that, when he said “my neighbor had a hand in it,” he was speaking literally.
Just thought I’d let y’all know that it is possible to barf and laugh simultaneously, and survive.
:eek::eek::eek:
As he plummeted through the Earth’s mantle, Dr. Filmore ruefully noted that his invention to allow himself to phase through walls hadn’t taken gravity into account.
Felicity had thought it odd that the crosswalk signals in her new town said “Flee” and “Don’t Move” but she soon understood all too well.
“It’s cold breath smells like death, I hope it’s not a scavenger” he thought as he continued to play dead while the thing sniffed and licked every inch of his exposed skin.
"She missed her baby brother so much, " the mother said through soft tears, “that I couldn’t bear to keep them apart” - and gently caressed the fresh dirt of the small graves.
When the screams at the buffet began, she realized how stupid it was to put the deadly poison in a salad dressing bottle.
“But if the Thanksgiving turkey is in the crib, then where’s…”
The inspiring lyrics to the opening song of The Sound of Music were cut off abruptly, and then the hill burped.
Regards,
Shodan
Daryl looked on in shock at the bloody, chewing horror clasped to his wife’s chest as she calmly said, “I didn’t want to interrupt his feed as he was so hungry today…”
For sale: Baby Shoes; feet included.
As the infant gasped, desperate to scream, Fluffy knew that this time … this time the Humans would finally acknowledge that she was a good kitty for getting rid of that pest.
I stood at the cliff’s edge and stared at the matchstick Douglas firs 2000 ft below, dizzy with vertigo, pondering how long it would take to hit the bottom, whether I would scream, and was startled by My Beloved’s hard shove as I flailed into thin, air…