I didn’t know that about Morgan’s stuff either (never read any of his books). But if you like that idea, read The Jaunt from Skeleton Crew anthology. One of my favorite King shorts, and it takes that idea to the nth degree.
Halfway through the fifth frame, I suddenly realized that I had been bowling with a severed head.
Mommy never lets me brush her pretty long hair so I decided to when she was sleeping, but the third eye I uncovered made me drop the brush.
After the alien abduction Tracy decided to keep the implanted baby, though it wasn’t until the contractions started and his penis began to dilate that he understood he had made a grave mistake.
All little Lucy wanted were pretty green eyes like her mommy’s for her birthday, and she always gets what she wants, even though it’ll be tricky to get them in without mommy’s help.
You thought the idea of ‘unique pets’ that your friend collects was cool, but you weren’t expecting an eighteen-legged dog to answer the door along with him.
“I can’t feel my legs!” cried the lieutenant, “Don’t worry sir, Private Johnson is bringing them over now… your right leg first,” said Private Daniels.
She held her still-born in her arms, sobbing over her for nearly ten minutes, then, it opened its eyes.
Yikes!!
I did it for the same reason I do everything: It makes me feel good.
When Michael returned home from the costume party, he had trouble removing his Chewbacca suit; it hurt just trying to remove the mask, yet when he yelled for his girlfriend to help, he realized the unintelligible gargling-yodeling sounds were coming out of his own, hairy snout.
Another winner.
“Come right in, honey-I’m making soup!” my wife said as I entered the kitchen-then I saw the eye of our pet chihuahua Pedro peeking out from under the cupboard…
When the bear-trap snapped his ankle the pain was mixed with the revelation that the suddenly-cackling little lost girl was merely bait.
I don’t quite understand this one.
Presumably, it’s just the eye.
His search for “antidote” returned “This forum requires that you wait 120 seconds between searches. Please try again in 119 seconds.”
been reading Stephen R Donaldson by any chance?
Happy to be of service. Also happy about your bladder control.