Lame for a roast, but still somewhat entertaining.
Kevin Hart seemed to be getting drunker and drunker as the night went on. It was almost painful to watch him toward the end.
It was almost as if Kevin (and some of the other dais members) had never seen any previous CC Roasts. He was shocked and amazed at the off-color and boundry-pushing jokes. Really? Even mainstream comics like Louis C.K. have material that blows past the edge of the envelope and then sets it on fire. And I thought that the blueness of the humor was actually (perhaps intentionally?) toned down and tame comared to other roasts.
I say “intentionally?” because Justin asked for the roast and for specific comics to attend. Justin is friends with some of the dais members. And so, I think the tone was (perhaps intentionally) kept rather light.
He’s also very young to be the subject of a roast. He’s done a lot for his age, but despite some minor troubles the reality is he’s young, rich, and attractive so he doesn’t make a great target.
Ordinarily I might ask why you’re hanging around with pedophiles in the first place, but if these people are talking about how hot they think Daniel Craig is then I’d be pretty sure they’re not pedophiles. Craig is 47 years old, and I wouldn’t even describe him as “boyish”.
Am I being whooshed? Justin Bieber is 21.
I meant Daniel Radcliffe of Harry Potter fame. I am not really the go-to person for trivia about young male stars transitioning into adulthood (or any stars for that matter). I can’t even keep the names straight. I don’t hang around with pedophiles but I couldn’t help but stumble across lewd comments when Daniel Radcliffe decided to do a nude scene in some sort of play almost as soon as he reached legal adulthood. There were obviously some people that had been waiting for that day for a long time.
Tsk, tsk. Grown men caring about what some bubble gum celebrity does.
There must be a whoosh in this somewhere. Bieber was discovered at 2007 at 13, when Youtube postings he made earlier that year when he was 12 got attention. He hit it big with an album in 2009, and We are the World 25 was recorded when he was 16. Took me a minute to look all that up.
BTW, I am not a pedophile either. I thought I should shout that at all the people on the Internet who immediately assumed that I must be because I posted in a thread about a 21-year-old. :smack:
Although I will say that this did nothing to endear me to the little douchewhistle. All he reminds me of are the assholes I went to high school with who thought they were awesome because they talked like black people.