Since I started the topic, I’ll go first-
I’ve had the displeasure of owning two vehicles that I grew to despise and I get a migraine if I think about either of them for very long….
I bought a new 1996 Honda Accord LX 4-door in September 1996. I had a ’93 Civic that I loved and was almost paid off but my sister had just bought a new Accord a few months earlier, so I had to get one as well!?!? (I was an idiotic 21-year old at the time- not an excuse, just an explanation)….
My sister had a new ’96 Accord EX 4-door with spoiler, tinted windows, it was sharp! The only way I managed to afford even the LX 4-door was to take the lone leftover ’96 model after the ’97 Accords were on the lot. There was a good reason it hadn’t sold- because no one else wanted an Accord LX 4-door in Dark Eucalyptus Green with Gray-Green interior and 5-speed manual!!! It remember walking outside the morning after I bought it and praying that it was just a bad dream….buyer’s remorse set it very quickly!
But it wasn’t just the hideous color or the cheap plastic wheel covers that made it the bane of my existence for the next three years. When it was only about 10 months old and had 32k miles on it, the cam seal blew as I was driving 80mph on I-75. It blew every drop in the engine all over the engine, under the hood and on the road. At least I had enough mechanical knowledge to know that when the Oil Pressure Light comes on, it’s a matter of seconds before VERY bad things start happening to the engine! I killed the engine and coasted across six lanes of traffic to the emergency lane. Fun times!
When it was 14 months old, I had a nasty accident that caused both front airbags to deploy and caused substantial structural damage. Technically, I was at-fault because I was the only car involved….but I was asleep when it happened, so I’m not so sure! (Seriously, I’m very thankful that I was the only car involved because I could’ve seriously injured or killed someone or myself.)
From the outside, the damage didn’t look all that bad and the blown airbags and shattered windshield were the main clues that it was a pretty hard impact. Other than “airbag dermatitis” (burns), a sprained ankle (that turned BLACK) and a few cracked ribs, I was fine. And I was so thankful to be rid of that damn car because I knew the insurance company would total it. Imagine my surprise when they told me it was repairable and their estimate was just over the $9500 mark. Book value was over $15k, so they insisted on having it repaired. More than a week into the repairs, the body shop discovered more extensive frame damage and that the transmission, A/C compressor and several other components were damaged. The final bill for the repairs that my insurance company paid- $14,200 AFTER my $1000 deductible!
The Honda body shop did an impressive job considering the level of damage, but it squeaked and rattled like a 30-year old Hyundai after that. The warranty expired at 36k miles. But when it wasn’t quite two years old and had 58k miles on it, the cam seal blew AGAIN! They fixed it under warranty anyway, “as a one-time courtesy”……
And in April 1999, when my sister was in labor 90 miles away and I was flying like a bat out of hell to get to the hospital….the freakin’ cam seal blew out for the third time with just shy of 100k miles on the car! It was late at night and a very kind Georgia State Trooper drove me the last 15 miles to the hospital and I left the damn car until the following day. I called the dealer and they were assholes and told me there was no way they’d pay any part of the repair on a car with 100k miles on it (even though it wasn’t quite three years old and this was the third time it had happened)….It had already been towed there and I didn’t know what to do.
The next day, after my sister came home with my nephew, my mom paid a visit to the Honda dealership without my knowledge. Long story short, they fixed it under warranty and even covered the towing bill! My mom can be very persuasive (scary) when she needs to be and that came in handy!
FINALLY, on June 12, 1999, a Jeep rear-ended me at a traffic light and totaled the godforsaken piece of shit!