Your Patron Saint Designation by . . . Swimming Riddles

Excuse me. I was quoting you.

I would’ve made myself Saint of Obscure Weeds and of Peach-Flavored Soft Drinks, or some such.

But then, I’m boring.


Foolsguinea, Formerly Swaint of Chee-tos, now damned to the FIRES OF HELL!! Ouch!

I apologize profusely for kicking this thread in the ass when it was happily dead, but I desparately want a sainthood! And I want to learn to spell, but that is an outside issue.

Can the Patron Saints of Sainthoods please bless me with a designation?

Peace be with you.

Oooh! Me next! Do one for me!