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Tag, Riddles, you’re it.
Find a category for each member of the Teeming Millions to be patron saint of.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good dipped in chocolate.
Ooooh Phouka, you are truly evil. 
OK Swimming, here’s a chance to pad your post count. Make me a patron saint for something other than moose.
OK, what on EARTH could I be protecting, were I a saint?
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Originally posted by Coldfire:
OK, what on EARTH could I be protecting, were I a saint?/
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Hell, probably. 
Bless, us, St. MoosieGirl, Patron Saint of the Canadian Mounties. (take that whichever way you want 
…)
And Bless us, St. Coldfire, Patron Saint of Statisics Students. (duh…no brainer… )
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterMs Riddles, if I were a saint, would I be able to avoid patronizing hockey, work boots, or small towns on the Mississippi?
“…all the time believing it now came down to nothing but this chance.” – Savatage
Not as rock and roll as I had expected, but hey, thanks anyway
phouka, I am devising a dire punishment for you…
Sign up now for your patronhood, before I am forced to make someone the patron saint of desk lamps.
'fraid not, Redwing.
Bless us, St. Redwing, Patron Saint of hockey, workboots and small towns in Mississippi.
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterI was going to bow out of this one but considering the quick response time I’ll bite. Go on - make me holy.
What is this, some kind of freakout??
OK, I’ll bite. As long as it’s not lost causes, have a bash.
All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.
Damn me, and my quick responce time.
Bless us, St. Trion: Patron Saint of Those Who Were Formerly Going to Bow Out, But Then Considered the Responce Time, and Decided to Bite.
Bless us, St. YankeeBlue: Patron Saint of Found Causes.
(Jude is my favorite saint, by-the-by…)
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterOk, I may be new… but this appeals to me 
“If we knew what we were doing, it would not be called research.” - Albert Einstein
I hereby officially designate Don Quixote as my standard bearer.
All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.
Neato. At least I’ll get called on in this thread. Thanks.
What is this, some kind of freakout??
Bless us, St. Pandora: Patron Saint of Newbies who have Excellent Taste in Threads. (welcome!)
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterI would love to be patronized by SwimmingRiddles.
Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head.
me too me too please!
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
SR patronizes me all the time… I guess I can stand for some more!
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.