Put it this way:
444 44 2 8 33 7 777 33 3 444 222 8 444 888 33 8 33 99 8
Some one translate? I have my iphone now I’m spoiled!
As for my last 5 texts… lets just say I was talking to a very pretty girl I have recently made “acquaintances” with and had had a a few drinks…
self explanatory I feel.
1 - “We’ll meet you there. I’m not home from work yet. See you soon.” To a friend I was meeting before heading out for a drink.
2 - “We’ll be there.” Accepting an invitation from another friend.
3 - “She took her time. What did she say?” After a friend got a response from a girl he likes.
4 - “I’ll speak to [husband] when he gets home from work and let you know. Because we’re supposed to be out tomorrow.” Linked to first text.
5 - “Cheers. But we’re gonna pass and just pub it. Got work in the morning.” Turning down VIP tickets for a new bar in town.
You should see them live. They’re a sight to behold.
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Hee hee! I was able to do a surprising amount of that without looking at my phone!
My last five sent messages (newest first):
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“Would it be a bad idea to invite [friend] to take part in the secret santa?” - To a friend organising a secret santa. The guy I was referring to is a good friend of mine, but not so popular among some of my other friends.
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"I was reading in the lounge and she came in with some food and said “[bundy], why don’t you go to your computer?” and I asked why and she went “so I can eat without feeling a vague sense of uneasiness in this room.” " - That was me telling my brother about a completely baffling exchange with my mother - I still don’t know what that was about, she wasn’t angry at me or anything…
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“Good to know. Was your just-barely-not-suicidal day fun?” - To a guy I’d caught up with the previous day who was telling me about his plans to go skydiving and bungee jumping.
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“So, are you dead yet? If I promise to go to the funeral, can I have your alarm clock? =)” -* Same guy, he’d been telling me about how his employer had given him a free alarm clock to encourage him to get to work on time.*
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“It was nice talking to you yesterday anyway. Thanks for that. =)” -* Talking to my ex-boyfriend from earlier this year. I’d run into him unexpectedly and we’d had a catch up the previous day.*
I heart predictive. And grammar. And smileys. =)
My last 5 received texts, oldest to newest (last 5 sent)
luv U (ARRRGGGHHHH)
groan (a cow with a cold)
so shoot her (ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!)
heading home need anything (tits & cat fud)
what? (what has 4 legs & says Boo)
landed. wher R U? (no shit. turn around)
“I finally got to buy you a coffee! :-)”
“We’ll drink over Pat’s dead body (mine’s coffee of course)”
“Sure you don’t want a pint?”
“So, how was the first post-divorce date?”
“If I’m not great by Monday I’m getting drugs!”
In order-
Bought the band a round, first love dropped dead this week, brother stood me up at the pub today, best friend went out on a date, I’m catching a cold right before vacation & my husband already has strep.
Last two days worth, sent and received…
me: Not done yet. Almost
me: Now I am done. Another six stars.
(was letting my ex know I wasn’t done taking a test and then letting him know that I finished and he owes me another 6 gold stars {I get one for each 100})
ex: Congrats. My attempt to get into the Christmas spirit failed. Signing on in a moment.
me: What were you trying to do with your spirit?
(I totally mis-read his text. And he was signing on to World of Warcraft)
ex: The Christmas spirit. Was trying to get into it.
me: I know. Why though?
(I had figured out what he meant and wanted to know why it failed. We finished this conversation while playing WoW)
ex: I still feel like a wet blanket!
me: Lol, you’re not. It’s not as though I’ve never gotten really tired.
ex: I know. And, I’m fine with it being you.
me: LMAO
(It was about 12:30 at night and he was falling asleep while playing WoW. I do this a lot but he still felt like a tool)
ex: Ok. Sleep well hot stuff.
me: You too.
(We’re not your typical ex couple. He’s my best friend - as if you hadn’t guessed by now)
ex: About to sign on.
me: k
(I was waiting for him on WoW. Bastard takes an hour to get up and get ready to play. Takes me about 5 minutes)
I rarely text anyone besides my ex-boyfriend. I have QWERTY soft keys. I hate it! I miss T9. I actually type about 80WPM but on phones I type faster with T9.
Looking back on that train of abbreviated conversations, I realized I stopped one snippet too soon.
This came right before me finishing my test.
me: What are you doing?
ex: Contemplating man’s role in the universe vs. our impact on the planet…oh and masturbating.
me: oh my.
(even though I know him very very well, the masturbating thing totally caught me off guard and had me laughing so hard I got a cramp.)
Oh my god mine are bad. I can assure you they were not as they seem:
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I think she smelled your mouthwash last time she sucked his dick.
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I thought it was cotton candy but couldn’t tell if that was him or you or Shan.
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For a man that claims not to have eaten pussy since Spin Doctors were popular you sure do seem to like the sloppy seconds from it.
4)No thanks, I actually do draw the line at some things.
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I’m almost home.
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Mullet - right behind you! (yes, I had to include this one even though it’s over 5!)