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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Masturbator and Commander: The Fun Side of the World
Lawrence of Arabia
Lawrence of Bi Anal
Once
Onans!
A Fistful of Dollars
Fist Her Til She Hollers
Spartacus
A Spartan in her Tuchus.
Dr. No
Dr. Yes YES YES!!!
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Reamers of the Lost Ark
Herbie goes to Monte Carlo
Herbie Comes in Yvonne Carlo
Mary Poppins
Poppin’ Mary
American Sniper
American Frotter
the Battle of the Bulge
The Battle of the Bulging Crotches
An American in Paris
100 Americans in Paris Hilton
How Green was my Valley
Groaning in her Valley
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Faster Times at Ridgemount High
The Fifth Element
A Space Odyssey
???
A Spooge Odyssey
[The Luc Besson film remains for anyone else to riff on…]
The Filth Element
The Blue Lagoon***
The Boob Lagoon
The Music Man
Th Boom Chika Wa Wa Music Man
The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit