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The Man Wearing Nothing Under His Gray Flannel Suit

Dark City

Dark Clitty
The Muppets Take Manhattan

The Muppets Fuck Manhattan (also known as Avenue Q)

Les Miserables

Lesbian Miserables
The Kiss Of The Spider-Woman

The Piss of The Spider-Woman

The Big Bang Theory

The Big Banging Theory

Groundhog Day

Round Hogging Day
Caddyshack

Caddy Shag

In Harm’s Way

In Her Splay
Ben Hur

Ben Hurt Me with his Massive Schlong

Casablanca

Casa Banga

The Pit and the Pendulum

The Shit and the Screw You Lum

The Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Diary of a Kiddy’s Pimp
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

I Screwed in the Cock-oo’s Nest
The Postman Always Rings Twice

The Postman Always Screws Twice
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

The Cabinet of Dr. Cuntgari

Chicago

She Can Come (and Go) [I mean, not much to work with, there…]
Ballistics: Ecks vs. Sever

Ball Busters: Slash vs. Sever

American Graffiti

American Gimp
Howard the Duck

Moe the Dick.

The Good Seed.