Okay, I finally thought up one of these silly games you people seem to love to invent. Very simple: provide the original title of a movie, and the next person twists it around into the title of a purported porno movie, then after that provides another title of a real movie:
Sucky example:
War and Peace
Whores to Please
The first title to start it off:
The Shawshank Redemption
The Longhard Penetration (a prison themed gay porno movie)
Gone With The Wind
Come into the Wind
The Boondock Saints
The Boot-knock Taints
North Country
North’s Cunt-a-ree, starring Peter North
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Adventures of Baron Munch Assing
Schindler’s List
Edward Penis-Hands
That ice-sculpture scene is a Hoot!
[QUOTE=GorillaMan]
The Adventures of Baron Munch Assing
Schindler’s List
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She-handler’s Lust
9 1/2 Weeks
SSG Schwartz
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]
She-handler’s Lust
9 1/2 Weeks
SSG Schwartz
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9 1/2 inches
The Sound of Music
“9 1/2 Freaks”
“The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman”
[QUOTE=SpectBrain]
“9 1/2 Freaks”
“The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman”
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The attack of the 50 Foot Woman. Really this just writes itself.
Transformers
We had a near-simultaneous post there-I’m going with Boyo Jim’s (sorry enigm4tic):
The Sound of Mona
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
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We had a near-simultaneous post there-I’m going with Boyo Jim’s (sorry enigm4tic):
The Sound of Mona
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
[/QUOTE]
One Screw over the Cous-Cous nest.
Next: Finding Nemo
SSG Schwartz
Grinding Nemo
True Grit
True Clits.
To Kill a Mocking Bird.
[QUOTE=Lakai]
To Kill a Mocking Bird.
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To Drill and Fuck a Bird
Kramer vs Kramer
[QUOTE=ArizonaTeach]
Kramer vs Kramer
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Cream 'er vs. Ream 'er
Die Hard
[QUOTE=Spoons]
Cream 'er vs. Ream 'er
Die Hard
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Guy Hard
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Whores: a New Ho
The Usual Suspects
Edit: hit wrong button, didn’t mean to submit