Funny porno film titles.

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I can’t remember if we’ve done this before, but it’s fun so…

Producers of porn sometimes like to give there films titles and themes that play on the popularity of mainstream films, television shows and even books. Here’s a list of funny porn titles that follow this mold. They all came from my brain. Some may be real porn films. Some are titles of mainstream films that seem funny in this context. All are juvenile but hopefully amusing.

Jurassic Pork
Lust Horizons
The Joy Suck Club
My Bare Lady
Howard’s End
Edward Penishands
On Golden Blond
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Romancing the Bone
Cumming Home
Sperms of Endearment
E.T., the Extra Testicle
When Harry Wet Sally
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Rosemary’s Beaver
Cinderella Man
No Cunt for Old Men
Insemination Day
Diving Miss Daisy
The Big Drill

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One of the morning shows in Denver use to play this game where you’d guess if it was a real movie or not, some that I remember are even on that list. Another one that I believe was a real one…

How Stella Got A Groove In Her Back.

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How Stella Got Her Tubes Packed is a real one, I think.

I also cracked up over “Bitanic.” I cracked the joke when we saw the cover that Celine Dion would be singing “I Believe That My Hard-On Will Go”.

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Schindler’s Fist
Bang The Nun Slowly
Titty Slickers
Titty Slicker’s 2: The Search For Golden Curlies
Shaving Ryan’s Privates

(I didn’t make any of these up)

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The first two pornos I ever saw were titled: ***Dirty Diane ***(a play on the Michael Jackson song) and Hard Poles for Hot Holes.

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These are real ones that always make me laugh:
Edward Penishands
Oklahomo
Shaving Ryan’s Privates

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My personal favorite has been and always will be Harry Pooter and the Sorceror’s Bone. I don’t even know if it’s gay or straight, I giggle like a school girl every time.

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Previous thread - some good ones in there.

(My all-time favorite: Spread Legged Freaks)

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Remember the movie “Flatliners” with Kiefer Sutherland?

Saw an actual porno once called “Fatliners.” Ron Jeremy had his way with a morbidly obese woman.

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MODERATOR ALERT

I accidentally posted the OP twice. This one before I had finished the list in the OP. These two threads should be combined, retaining the longer original list from the other OP.

Thanks.

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Star Whores, of course.

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Lawrence of A Labia

On Golden Blond

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Grand Theft Anal starring, the topic of a recent thread, Sasha Grey.

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Okay, here’s the rest of my list from the duplicate thread. Now that thread can just be deleted.

The African Queen
Casaspanka
The Sperminator
Tales from the Crack
The Evil Head
A Cock and Lips Now!
Throbbin’ Hood
Porkahontas
Porn on the 4th of July
Enema Mine
A Time to Thrill
The Cunt of Monte Cristo
True Thighs
Frenching the Lt’s. Woman
Billy Jack-Off
Schindler’s Lips
Sleazy Rider
Desperately Sucking Susan
Lust of the Mohicans
A Tale of Two Titties
The Buns of Navarone
Thunderballs
Oh God!
Free Your Willie
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Pump Friction
Cherry Poppins
Bang the Nun Slowly
Great Sexpectations
White Men Can’t Hump
Ball St.
Little Oral Annie
From Here to Internity
Mutiny on the Booty
On the Waterbed
Rebel Without a Condom
Saving Ryan’s Privates
Tales from the Backside
Invasion of the Booty Snatchers
An Officer and a Genital-man
Mod Squat
The Smutty Professor
An American Tail
Night of the Giving Head
Sexcalibur
The Best Rears of Our Wives
When Harriet Met Sally
Broadcast Nudes
Stardust Mammaries
Men in Back
Good Will Humping
As Big as it Gets
Lays of Our Lives
The Hung and the Restless
Genital Hospital
Twin Cheeks

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Oh dear that takes me back…Edward Penishands was my first porno.

WATCHED! The first porno I WATCHED! :smack:

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“Glad he ate her”

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What Casting Couch, Honey? That Was the Part!

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Buffy the Vampire Layer

Little Oral Annie

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As I recall, Top Buns just replayed the volleyball scene from Top Gun unedited. :wink:

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Private Benjamin’s Button
The Natural Redhead
Up and Down and Up and Down
My Big Fat Greek Orgy