Poke A Hiney
Hawaiian Thigh
Thar She Blows
no mention yet of Ass Ventura: Smut Detective or Yank my Doodle, it’s a Dandy.
Weapons of Ass Destruction must be the best porn film name ever.
Yes, there really is a film named that.
The Dominatrix
Buttholefield Earth
Napoleon Done a Mutt (beastiality flick :eek: )
Backside to the Future (this one’s for real)
We also had a Game Room thread-someone would post the real name of a real movie, and the next poster would mangle it. [Couldn’t find it with a search, not going to wait 5 more minutes.]
Here’s several more:
[ul]
[li]48 Whores[/li][li]The Amityville Whore[/li][li]Anal-ize This[/li][li]Batteries Included[/li][li]Bi Movie[/li][li]The Black Hole (context is important, ya know!)[/li][li]Porn in East L.A.[/li][li]The Porn Identity, Supremacy, etc.[/li][li]The Fuck-It List[/li][li]Cockstoppers[/li][li]Cockadile Dundee[/li][li]The Whore (The Core)[/li][li]Cum and Cummer[/li][li]Deep In Pat (Deep Impact)[/li][li]Fast and Furry Ass[/li][li]Flesh Gordon (come on, guys, I’m the first to come up with this one?)[/li][li]Glory Hole (Glory)[/li][li]The Golden Shower (Golden Child)[/li][li]Ass Age (Ice Age)[/li][li]The Italian Blowjob[/li][li]Inspect Her Gadget[/li][li]Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon[/li][li]Robocock[/li][/ul]
You had to remind me.:eek: Saw that scene at a bachelor party.
(All real ones)
The Adventures of Buttman and Throbbin
The Load Warrior
Frisky Business
BlackCock Down
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Gorgeous Babes Who Wouldn’t Give You the Time of Day in Real Life but You Can Pay Good Money to Watch Them Getting Fucked in a Movie: Part IV
Not sure these were ever made, but
The Big Blowjoboweski
Anal & the Night Visitor
Nonfiction titles
Cums, Sperms & Feels
The OmniWhores Dilemma
Have they done many with titles from kids’ movies? There’s all sorts of possibilities!
Bi-Curious George
Boy Story
Happy Beat
Hocus Poke Us
Little Shop of Whores
Assper, the Friendly Ghost
Fucking Ned Devine
Instead of the pun titles, I like the titles that just don’t make sense, like Anal Chiropractor and My Ass Is Haunted
Here, a few more - some made up, some real:
Plump Friction
A Hard Knight’s Day
Dick-a-go
The Cum Thing Bites Mary
I used to live near a gay porn theater that had a large marqee with the weekly movie up for the world to see… The best movie title EVER was around the time that Eyes Wide Shut came out. The theater had a porn called Butt Wide Open. This was on a main street too!
Here’s one for Hal Briston: The Ox-Blow Incident.
A Midsummer Night’s Cream
Spank you for not Smoking
How about “pornofying” celebrity/athletes names?
About 20 yrs ago, I swear I heard german pro-golf Bernhard Langer introduced as
“Long Hard Banger”
Lord of the G-Strings
I saw most of this one and it’s actually rather funny.
I haven’t seen **Chitty Chitty Gang Bang **mentioned yet