Or Shaving Private Ryan? Does anyone have any good original ones?
I always heard it as Shaving Ryan’s Privates. It has more zing that way.
My favorite is “The Best Rears of Our Wives”.
“The Load Warrior” had a great Tina Turner-esque theme song. Then there was “Hot Gun,” a fantastic movie about co-ed naval aviators that somehow managed to be filmed without a single airplane (locker rooms, mostly). I understand “Edward Penishands” was quite good as well.
There actually was a video out when I was younger called “Backside to the Future.”
I’ve heard of “Jurrasic Pork” and I’ve actually seen “Rambone”.
Coalition of the Willing
– Never made much sense as a name for a military alliance; excellent title for a curiously highbrow porn film!
Star Whores III: Revenge of the Syph
Battlestar Prophylactica
Reargate: ANL-1
I seem to recall seeing the titles, “Hannah Does Her Sisters,” and “The Oddest Couple.”
Mr. Holland Gropes Us
The Beverly Thrillbillies
Mommie Queerest
Forrest Hump
Plan 69 from Outer Space
A Queer and Pleasant Stranger
The Loin King
Eight Is Never Enough
California Reamin’
The “Murphy’s Video Express” catalog was a wonderful source of these titles. My friends and I had a three page list (small font) of ideas that we came up with.
My personal favorite was “The French Lieutenant’s Bitch”.
We could do this all week. Have fun.
A Midsummer Night’s Cream
Strictly speaking, this is not an answer to the OP, but one of the most wonderful spoofs of porn movies was It Happened In Hollywood. A Must See.
Beverly Hills Copulator always cracked me up.
Harry Pooter and the Sorceror’s Bone
Genitals Prefer Blondes
New release:
The Pursuit of A Penis
I’ve seen these titles on shelves, or seen them while in the military:
A Tale of Two Titties
The Sperminator
Position: Impossible
Splendor In The Ass
Field of Creams
The Joy-Suck Club
Anal Leap
Anal Nation
2069: A Sex Odyssey
Men In Black Women
Sir Rhosis
Back when Harrison Ford was box office magic:
Indiana Joan in the Black Hole of Mammoo.
Shindlers fist, or was that just something I read on the boards?
Whose Wife is it Anyway?
Creamer vs Creamer