When I worked at a video store about ten years ago, we carried Snatch Adams and The Slutty Professor.
My favorite, though, was a video whose cover featured an enormously obese woman, fully nude, being crawled over and variously penetrated by no fewer than five male midgets. The title:
Itty Bitty Bang Bang.
You Can Mount On Me
Glad 'E Ate 'Er
American History XXX
There’s no need to alter the spelling for a “Shakespeare or Porno?” list:
*Two Gentlemen of Verona
Measure for Measure
As You like It*
and that one about the sorrows of premature ejaculation, Loves Labour’s Lost
Romancing the Bone
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
The Hornymooners
Then how are you going to know it’s a porno? Better to have
The Two Gentlemen of Vagina
Pleasure For Pleasure
Ass You Like It
Remember the tight teens.
Throw momma on the train.
Muffy the Vampire Layer
Bareback Mountin’
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
There’s Something Inside Mary
Cherry Poppins
Blazing Zippers
Currently playing on cable:
Kinky Kong
Let’s not forget other parts of the Star Whores saga:
Star Whores: The Empire Dykes Back
Star Whores: The Bone Wars
And of course you’ve got
Pocahontass
You’ve Got Male
Gang Bangs of New York
Bang the Nun Slowly
The Sexorcist
Lawrence Of My Labia
Womb Raider
Thirteen Lays
Ed’s Wood
Someone beat me to “Something Inside Mary”.
ISTR that there was a joke about “Forest Humps”, which I’ve been told is a real movie.
“The Bare Wench Project”
After much thought, I honestly can’t think of any others that haven’t been mentioned, but I can try making up a few, poking fun at various recent movies:
“Flagpoles Of Our Fathers”
“James Bondage” (Hey, you come up with a better one)
“Trousersnakes On a Plane”
I came up with “The Bitches of Madison County” but never knew whether it was an actual title.
an american whore loose in london
the talented mr ripley
twelth night
pieces of april
awesome powers the spy who shagged me
Bare Wench Project is actually a softcore, R-rated spoof
And if it’s not already a porn title, it should be:
Babes in Boyland
The Anals of History
Real porno title I noticed while working at a video store maybe 20 years ago? (whenever Robin Hood came out)
Throbbin’ Hood
Purely creations in my head…
12 Horny Men
Fistory of the World, Part 1
Fun with Dick and Jane and Mary and Susan and Jill…
The Glad U Ate
Quigley Down Under (works on it’s own…)
I-fuck-ya-lips Now
Better Off Head
Bang Another Teen Movie
Analize This (or That)
Bend 'er in the Ass
All the President’s Bitches
Apart Your Lips Now
I’ve one degree of separation from the two performers that were in Forrest Hump. The female goes to my college.
A buddy of mine drinks with the two of them frequently.