Some titles from my bookshelf that might make good pornos:
The Anal acts of Confucius
How to Lie With Statistics Professors
Faust *
All the following are actually produced porn titles. Evaluation of cleverness of title entirely unrelated to evaluation of content:
I found the very obvious Where the Boys Aren’t to still be a cute title in its blatant obviousness.
Intercourse with the Vampire was, I suppose, inevitable but I also thought it was a good play on words.
OTOH Dickmand and Throbin’ was just juvenile, while The Bonfire of the Panties missed gravely by not changing the phrase to “Bonfire IN HER Panties”.
[ul]
[li]Around the World in 80 Lays[/li][li]Cumming to America[/li][li]The Domimatrix[/li][li]The Three Spooges[/li][/ul]
Gay’s Anatomy
The E Ting
In Her Majesty’s Secret Passage
Meet The Assfockers
Nearly Flaming
Syrupy Anna
How I Boinked Your Mother
Two And A Half Men And Eight Girls
Grouchy Old Whores
All Night Long In The Lingerie Museum
Fags Of Our Fathers
Go Ugly Betty Early
Just thought of some more:
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[li]The Cock Ring (The Ring)[/li][li]Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon[/li][li]Inspect Her Gadget[/li][li]The Jizz Singer[/li][li]Penis from Heaven[/li][li]Puff the Magic Drag Queen[/li][/ul]
Humping Black Gash (fm Jumping Jack Flash)