Pornographic Movie Title Parodies

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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OK, anyone who ever heard Mr. Bircham’s rants on KROQ’s Kevin and Bean morning show already knows how to play this game. You’re a Porn Video Director, and you need a snappy title for your next x-rated video. Content doesn’t matter - the tapes with titles ripped off from mainstream movies always sell best… the funnier the better.

Please, keep it to one title per post - leave some for the other folks. And your studio does not do kiddie porn (but everything else goes) - the feds are already on your back.

I’ll start with an obvious one:

Thighs Wide Shut

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Four Beddings And A Fun Oral

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Come in 60 Seconds

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Star Whores

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Wet Dreams May Come

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Big Oh, wait that’s taken by a REAL movie.

Pearl’s Harbor

Lara Croft: Womb Raider

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Snatch Adams

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Prince of Rides?

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Moulin Spooge

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Shag the Dog

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Congratulations to RoboDude for breaking the bestiality barrier. Let’s do away with another one, shall we?

Freddy Got Fisted

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On Golden Blonde
The Sperminator

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Okay, I’ll follow suit by breaking the barely-legal gay porn barrier with…
Boy Story
and how about
Thrustin’ Powers: International Man of Fistery?

or

Screw-art Not-So-Little?

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Cape Rear. (An actual movie I once saw in the video store…)

OK, now for some of my own.

Shag Momma on a Train
Twins (hey, that would work!)
Fucky I, II, III, IV and V
First Blood (hey, a Muslim Porn Film! Gotta be a niche for that!)

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Gladiator Nights

And let’s take the Lara Croft one to the gangbang level, shall we?

Lara’s Crotch and the Womb Raiders

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Midnight Plowboy

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Tongue Frankenstein

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My favorite real movie spoofe name is Edward Penishands.
I also saw a cheap not rated movie called the Bare Wench Project.

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Forrest Hump

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** Dude, Where’s my cock?

You Can Come on Me

The Emperor’s New Splooge

Wet Women Want

Saving Ryan’s Privates

Atlantis:The Lust Empire

Good Willing hardygrrl :slight_smile: **