Pornographic Movie Title Parodies

I saw one in a pawn shop called Crimson Thighs

Much Ado About Humping

Mighty Joe’s Cum
Lust in Space
Event Whore-Izen
My Best Fuck Buddy’s Bedding
Varsity Cooze
Slutless in Seattle

In films catering to alternative lifestyles, new releases include …

Pearl Necklace Harbor
A.I. - Anal Insemination
Cockodile Dickee in West Hollywood
With a Friend Like Hairy
The Ass and the Curious

(not that there’s anything wrong with that …)

Battlefield Girth
American Booty
Booty and the Beast
Despermrado
Cruel Penetrations
Schindler’s Lust
Crouching Penis, Hidden Pussy
Boys Don’t Cum
Detroit Cock City

Also some great World War I and II movies:

**Shaving Private Ryan

Pattin’

Das Booty

Twelve Cocks High

Catch-69

Mora! Mora! Mora!

Hump Silent, Hump Deep

The Longest Gay

Alltheway

The Hands of “Iwo Jim”

Drink Mr. Bismarck!

Hump This Belle

One Of Our Cherries Is Missing

The Dental Dam Busters

The Desert Cocks

The Bridge over Richard’s Thighs

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Breaking the incest barrier:

O Brother, Bare Art Thou.

One I heard a while back:
Free my Willy

A loose adaptation of that Charles Dickens classic:

A TALE OF TWO TITTIES

Just a couple more:

SPLENDOR IN THE ASS

and that heart-warming baseball fuck flick:

FIELD OF CREAMS

Sir Rhosis

A loose adaptation of that Charles Dickens classic:

A TALE OF TWO TITTIES

Just a couple more:

SPLENDOR IN THE ASS

Don’t forget the sci-fi field:

MEN IN BLACK WOMEN

and that heart-warming baseball fuck flick:

FIELD OF CREAMS

Sir Rhosis

Mrs. Rickjay would like to add:

The Empire Dykes Back

Also

Pokeaman
Slapping 12 Monkeys
Sodomize This
There’s Something About Cherry
Tittus
Starship Poopers
(starring Cartman’s mom)
**Cum, Lola, Cum
Thigh Fidelity
Dante’s Prick
As Hard as it Gets
Blowing John Malkovich
Courage Under Fred
Blownin
Lots of Head In A Duffel Bag
Thing Commander
Fondle Will’s Cock
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And for Scotsmen:

The Sexiness of the Lambs

The Princess Rides
A Cockworks Orange
The Good, The Bad and the Horny
Erin Bodaciousbitch

Before anyone else gets to it:

Willy Wanker and the Lots o’ Cock Factory

The trilogy is complete with
The Reaming of the Jedi

Heard these on Friends:
Good Will Humping
Buffy the Vampire Layer
Sex Toy Story

Some originals:
**The SeX-Files
The SeX-Men
Star Fuck: The Motion Picture
Star Fuck II: The Wang of Khan
Star Fuck III: The Search for Cock
Star Fuck IV: The Voyeur Home
Star Fuck V: The Anal Frontier
Star Fuck VI: The Undiscovered Cuntry
**

Frequently :slight_smile:

Some Knight Tail

Bright Lights, Big Titties

I’ma Bedden’

End of Lays

Crouching Penis, Hidden Shaggin’

The Little Spermaid
The Emperor’s New Spooge
Pinocchi-ho

Gonad the Barbarian

Tool of the Nile
Romancing the Bone

One for those with a stocking fetish:

MES*H

Let’s put an ongoing character in a series, and instead of numbering the sequels, we’ll use actual titles:

Raiders of the Lost Fuck (introducing Indiana Bones)
Indiana Bones in the Temple of Venus
Indiana Bones and the Last Coozaid

Let’s not forget those that work just as they are (well, we’ll make slight changes):

The Russians are Cumming! The Russians are Cumming!

Dr. Strange Love