And to complete the imortal trilogy:
**Empire Strikes Ass
Sperm of the Jedi**
I heard of one…
Any Which Way She Can, starring Clit Westwood.
I heard that and almost fell over. Of course, I was drunk, so you tell me if it’s funny.
Like Water for CockSucking
Clitanic
Doctor Shagvulva
Ben Whore
Blade Fucker
Blown on the Fourth of July
Caddysnatch
Dirty Dances with Wolves
Muff Diving Miss Daisy
Come with the Wind
A Hard Dick’s Night
Honey I Fucked the Kids
The Humping of Notre Dame
Invasion of the Booty Snatchers
Jailhouse Cock
Fudgepacking at Nuremberg
King Kock
Look Who’s Fucking
Mutiny on the Booty
A Streetwalker Named Desire
Can’t forget the classic movie musicals, now, can we?
An American in a Parisian
Seven Brides and Their Brothers
Ho’ Boat
The Wazoo of Oz
The Best Flings in Life are Free
Beat Me in St. Louis (for the b/d/s/m aficianados)
Mother Wore No Tights
Wet Side Story
Cumalot
Sleep-around Gal
Flower Cum Song
With a Dong and My Heart
The Pajamaless Game
Orgy and Bess
All Quiet on the Western Cunt
Hi all
I’m the token newby, I hope I don’t step on any cybertoes!
Anyway…
How about the new incest flick with Ben Stillher:
Eat the Parents
or
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
or
the lesbian double feature (no title change necessary):
What Women Want / Snatch
FORNICATOR
A grand epic about the decadent Roman Empire.
Mr. Holland’s Orifice
The Cunt Is Red In October
A Labia Of Love
Oklahomo
Two Mules & Sister Sarah
Eat Joe Black
Rooster Cockburn & The Lady
Willy Wong & The Suckalot Factory
Josie & The Pussyflaps
Who Lies Beneath
XXX-Men
The Perfect Whore
The In-and-Out-Crowd
Seven Inch Samurai
Yo! Jumbo!
Bugger Vance.
And some Shakespeare:
Twelve in One Night
Romeo and Juliet and Jenny and Jasmine
King Dick The Third
King Long John
Tit-us
A Winter’s Tail
The Tragedy of Cori’s Anus
A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream
Some don’t even need to be changed:
Merry Wives of Windsor
Two Gentlemen of Verona
As You Like It
–sublight.
Arma-get-it-on
Jenny*
The Bitches of Eastwick
Emission Possible
Thunderballs
Orgasms are forever
On Her Majesty Pervert Sex Vice
Cuntzilla
The Fucky Horror Picture Show
The Loin King
Beaverly Hills Cop
Star Whores: Episode I- The Phantom Penis
Long Dong’s Journey Into Miss Wright
You’ve Got Male!
Ohmygodzilla
Doctor Do-Me-A-Little
and my personal favorite:
Bridget Jones’s Dire Need
Pulp Friction
Fiddlers on the Roof
Count Ejacula
A few that really exist:
The Pudsucker Roxy
Intercourse With a Vampire
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
The Sopornos