Pornographic Movie Title Parodies

This one is pretty obvious;

Cockland, starring the Italian Stallion

Lord of the Cockring

Willie Whackoff and the Great Ass Penetrator

…'s the only one I could think of on the spur of the moment.

O Brothel, Where Art Thou?

Still more Shakesporn:

The Merchant of Penis
As You Lick It
The Taming of the Screw
King Leer
Cumbeline
The Two Nubile Kinsmen
The Merry Whores of Windsor

and the aforementioned Much Ado About Humping

How about:

Desperately Sucking Susan

Beverly Hills Cock

Glad-He-Ate-Her

**Apussylips Now

When Harry Meats Sally

Back in Stella’s Groove**

The Hung-Like-an-Elephant Man

Bi-SEX-Tenial Man

Manos: the Hands of Vibrate

More Shakesporn…
Julius Seize Her
The Temptress
Love’s Labour’s Lust
Tony and Cleo

The Whore House Rules

My Left Testicle

Pork-A-Hot-Ass

The Slutty Professor

Bill & Ted’s Bogus Orgy

A Clockwork Dildo

Lust in Space

I Know Who You Did Last Summer

As for already-dirty titles, I’m surprised nobody mentioned “Dick” or “Blow”.