Well, I guess it’s about time to make up porn titles for popular movies again.
Harry Porthole and the Sorcerer’s Bone
Men in Black Leather Chaps
Scooby-Doo Dallas
The Porn Identity
Ben Wa Sisterhood
Let us not forget these recent hits:
A Beautiful Behind
Lord of the Cock Rings
Under The Covers Brother
The Stripping News
And I just did a viewing of some WWII classics:
Das Booty
Shaving Private Ryan
Schindler’s Fist
Pump Silent, Pump Deep
Mora! Mora! Mora!
The Cum of all Fears
Dildo and Bitch
Minority Reporn
Lilo & Snatch
Screw Me Do!
Divine Secrets of the Ta-Ta Sisterhood
Fat Man and Little Boy: Greatest moments of NAMBLA-FEST 2000
Mister’s Balls
Black Cock Blown
Kate & Leopold & 3 of Kate’s Friends
My First Mister (No title change needed)
I cant possibly come up with any as good as these! Just want to say “Well Done!”
(How about “Clitter”, featuring a Mariah Carey look-alike?)
Jesus was in a Coma.
I know this is old but there was a porno made called Star Whores right? If they didn’t I’m called a script writer.
Men in Back
I’m thinking Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys is quite inappropriate enough on its own.
**Juwanna Man[\b] ain’t so far off, either.
Star Wars, Episode One: The Pants of Man-ass
Star Wars, Episode Two: A Snack of the Bones
Hindstalkers
The Importance of Doing Earnest
And so on and so forth.
You got it wrong. It was
Shaving Ryan’s Privates 
I find the word “Poon” a wonderful all-purpose addition:
Panic Poon
Poon, or something like it
MonPoon Wedding
Poon, interrupted
A Poon-tiful Mind
The Poon Identity
Episode II, Attack of the Poon
The Sweetest Poon
Poon of the Damned
Spider-Poon
The Sum of all Poon
PoonTalkers
Etc, etc, etc.
Or as Leno said after the Canadian govt paid for a sex change operation on one of it’s boys… er… whatever
“Loosing Ryan’s Privates”
A Beautiful Behind
Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind
Citizen Cane
Glad He Ate Her
Bullwinkle: I think you mean Citizen Came
Gosford Pork
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Bones