Porn movie tittles

Cafe Society
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I was talking to my friend the other day. He had just seen The Sum of All Fears and was discusing with another friend “If they were to make a porn out of this, what would it’s tittle be?” The three tittles we came up with were:

Todd: The sum of all Fucks
George: The cum of all Fears:
Elvis: To cum in all Rears.

It got me thinking: HEY, people on the straight dope love this kind of thing, so let’s play a game.

Someone suggest a movie tittle and we’ll all come up with porn translations for the tittle.

Here’s a few more tittles of movies currently playing to work with:

About a Boy
A Beautiful Mind (dollar cinema, it still works)
Changing Lanes
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings (I’m sure it’s been done, but hey)
Resident Evil
The Scorpion King
Undercover Brother

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I just wanted to look at the thread title and snigger.

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Huh huh huh.
You wrote “TITtles” instead of “Titles.”
Huh huh huh.

Well, it really bothers me that on the Preview channel, they advertise this “Erotic Witch Project” movie on PPV.
I mean, c’mon! They could have done better than that!
What about the “BARE Witch Project”?
It’s much more clever, and it ain’t even that clever!

A Beautiful Heinie
Under Covers with my Brother (latest in the Taboo series?)
Above a Boy
Hm-that’s all i have for now.

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sidle: There was a Bare Witch Project, done by a Utah radio station. :smiley:

Let’s see . . .

Resident Evil → Resident Anal

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Huh. I thought it was “The Bare Wench Project.”

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:d
Maybe THAT’S why the PPV movie had to have a different name.
I was thinking “Geez-that title spoof is practically a freebie!”

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I’ve seen a title called The Watts Bitch Project, but I don’t know if it ever got made, or even what genre of film it would be.

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A Booty-full Mind, for us ass men in the audience.

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Yeah, it got mado. Same idea as Blair Witch, but it involved white kids from Beverly Hills going into Watts looking for the Watts Bitch. Saw about five minutes of it, all I needed to see.

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I imagine someone has already made Whore of the Rings.

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A Smack of the Bones
The Importance of Peeing on Earnest
Ride Her, Man

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How about some older films, like

Romancing the Bone
Forrest Hump
Riding Boys in Cars
Pump Fiction
Moulin Spooj
Ordinary Peepholes (for voyuers)
Jurassic Prick

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Some friends and I once did this was '80s teen movies. I can’t remember any of them except:

The Breakfast Cum
Suck Anything (it practically writes itself!)

and of course

Fast Times at Ridegmont High

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“Undercover Brother” doesn’t need any changes to be a porn title.

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The last time I played this game I came up with Kind Hearts and Cornholettes. I am really proud of that one.

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I can remember chuckling at Beverly Hills Copulator.

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There’s an actual porno called The Seventh Sense (don’t ask me how I know)

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I’ve heard of:
shaving Ryan’s Privates,
American Booty
Shindler’s Fist

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An Officer and a Genitalman
The Loin King
Hand Job Luke

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I suppose most of these have been done already, but here goes (with a little help from looking up top-grossing movies at IMDB)

Backside to the Future
The DomiMatrix
Sperminator
Lethal Whippin’
Pearl Necklace Harbor
Glad He Ate Her (Gladiator)
Snatch Adams
The Professor’s Nuts
Buttman (Batman)
Cum and Cummer