My personal favorite has always been: Gonad the Barbarian with Tool of the Nile a close second.
An old friend of mine had a thing for anal porn. We never let him hear the end of it when we caught him watching “Pokerhotass.”
It seems like all my posts on this board lately have been filthy.
According to Shakespeare Quarterly, somebody did “A Midsummer Night’s Cream.”:eek:
Among the cast: Michael J. Cox.
The Shaw-wank Redemption
The Scorpion Thing
Who can forget such classics as:
Sperms of Endearment
On Golden Blonde
Edward Penishands
I never get tired of the one used in a “Wayne’s World” sketch: Bright Lights, Big Titties.
There’s always “Face Jam”.
Indiana Bone and the Backdoor of Doom
Little Whorin’ Annie
Three Men and a Little Lady
Ass-ult on Precinct 69
Bone Alone (and yes, apparently the main character does grab his face and yell)
Ridin’ Miss Daisy
Used to love checking out the porn titles when they had them prominently displayed at my local video store.
My favourite:
Crocodile Blondee
Local porno theater in LA once had a parody of the local TV spot for the nightly 11:00 pm news on the marquee:
NUDES AT ELEVEN
On the last thread, there was:
Ocean's 11"Crimson Thighs
There was an oldie named “Really Dirty Dancing”
It might be a Simpson’s joke (they have all the best fake porn titles) but Saving Ryan’s Privates. There were a couple good ones in the New York/Parking Ticket/Homer’s car episode.
Being the sort of person who changes words around almost without thinking about it. When I saw Flight of the Navigator, I quickly whipped that into
Night of the Flagellator
I will also add
Buttman - in which the caped screw sadist gets back at The Poker
Any Which Way You Can - why change a good tittle
I Poke Her Lips NOW - a story of the Vietnam Whore
Bone Hur - or how to do it on a chariot
I also thought of adding Womb Raider - but that might be going too far
Sounds dodgy…
Question-what does Pearl Necklace Harbor mean? am I going to regret asking?
Attack of the Hos
The Phantom Muffdiver
Star Whores
The Empire’s Got Back
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
While You Were Peeping
Peeping In Seattle
Pussy in Pink
Sixteen Dildoes
Guin - a pearl necklace is the “end result” when titty-fucking. If I remember correctly from back before I was married. 
A real one
Regarding Hiney
You should see the box cover…
How about porn based on teevee shows?
McHale’s Gravy
My Three Sons Fuck Each Other in the Ass
Glands of the Lost
Brady Bunch of Incest Going on in that House
Leave it to Beaver ('nuff said)
All in the Family (ditto. Hey, remember “Reverend Felcher”?)
What’s Happening in your Ass?
The Cosby Showgirls
Happy Lays
Family Ties and Restraints
Ally McNaked
The XXX Files
The Buggery Bunny/Choad Plumber Hour
Land of the Giant Tits
Those Amazing Animal Sex Videos
Adam 12-inch Schlong