I used to work at this hipper-then-thou video store that had a pretty extensive porn collection. Among my favorite titles: Thighs Wide Shut and High Infidelity, which I was told by a disappointed coworker had nothing to do with John Cusack. Does the porn that Dana Plato starred in count? It was, afterall, *Different Strokes. * And finally, no porn title thread would be complete without my pick for the funniest porn-related quote, courtesy of my friend Lloyd:
“Dude. Just Kissing…and More is soooo much more than just kissing…”
Titty-fucking is not necessary - a blowjob, for example, with subsequent ejaculation upon the breasts meets the requirements for a pearl necklace.
Here’s one that made me laugh out loud at a local video store in SF:
Dickman and Throbbin
Starring the late John Holmes IIRC.
BTW, to really do it well, you need to stop short of actually describing what it’s about.
For instance, here’s a softcore currently at video stores:
Playmate of the Apes
It leaves you wondering (fortunately I was able to look it up at Joe Bob’s review page: there is no monkeying around with the apes, just a lot of nekkid humans)
Let’s See, let’s see:
“Spread’er, Man”
“About a Boy and 4 Girls”
“Y tu Mamá y tu Hermana y tu Prima y tu Vecina y tu Sobrina y tu Maestra y las Mías también”
“The Fast and the Horny” (It should be “The Fast and the Lascivious” but that’s got too many syllables…)
Already existing, I think:
“Harriet Potter and the Sorcerers’ Bone”
“Intercourse with the Vampire”
“The Bonfire of the Panties”
The Firm
(but my favorite is still from The Onion: Hair-pi)
A Fistful Of Testes
A Two Dollar Whore
The Good, The Bad and The Fugly
Clear and Present Rump Ranger
The Cunt For Red October
(I can’t believe I just said that)
Tight Little Women
The Yearning Of The Screw
A Tail Of Two Shitties
Butch Cassidy and the Strap-on Kid
Spencers Mountin’
Who’s Afraid Of Vagina Woof?
Eating Raoul’s Sister
Benwa Hurt
It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Fuck
Blazing Paddles