An American Nympho in London
Back Door to the Future
Ball Street
Ball in the Family
The Big Thrill
Bright Lights…Big Titties
Caddy Shack-Up
Cat on a Hot Sin Roof
The Days of Our Wives
Dracula Sucks
Earth Girls Are Sleazy
Fistful of Bimbos
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Humps
Funky Brewster
The Godmother
The Good, the Bad, and the Horny
Hill Street Blacks
The Horney Mooners
In and Out of Beverly Hills
L.A. Raw
The Load Warrior
The Long Ranger
Mad Jack, Beyond Thunderbone
Max Bedroom
My Bare Lady
Nudes at Eleven
The Oddest Couple
One Wive to Give
The Pink Lagoon
Pornocchio
The Postman Always Comes Twice
The Rocky Porno Video Show
Splendor in the Ass
A Star is Porn
Strangers When We Mate
Terms of Endowment
Throbbin’ Hood
Vaseline Alley
Where the Boys Aren’t
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?
The Whore of the Worlds
I think these are real, but they’re funny nonetheless.
Intercourse With the Vampire
Bitanic (I KNOW that’s real–when I saw the box, I laughed for 15 minutes)
Biladdin (again, real)
and my personal favorite…
Actually, I’ve seen one called, (I believe), “Blackman and Throbbin,” and also one called “The Bare-Ass Naked Gun.” When I lived in the dorms my first year of college, the guys on my floor would go out and try to rent the best porn titles they could find. Another one was “Married:With Hormones.” That was actually the first porno I ever saw. It was really bad, and hysterically funny.
“You’re going to listen
to ME? To something I
said? Haven’t I made it
abundantly clear over the
tenure of our friendship
that I don’t know shit?”
“How Stella Got Her Tubes Packed”
I almost split my side over that one…My God, that is HILARIOUS!
I have in my video collection:
“Will and Eds Bogus Gangbang”
I’m very lucky. The only time I was ever up shit creek, I just happened to have a paddle with me.
–George Carlin
Here are two more actual and for real titles I’m surprised haven’t shown up yet:
“Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mambo.”
and “To Live and Shave in L.A.”