Porn remakes of films

A lot of porn films remake existing films and change the title. Things like:

Edward Penishands
Jugsy
The Maddame’s Family

So how about we see what porn remakes we can come up with:

Splatman and Throbbin’- The Dynamic Duo, battling the evils that threaten Gotham like The Diddler.

Another one I didn’t come up with (but wish I did) I swear to god there is a porn filmed named “Yank My Doodle It’s a Dandy”

Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey.

Body of the Snatch Invaders

I used to work at a video store so I got to see plenty of laughable titles… such as…

Foreskin Gump
Honey… I blew everyone!
Geriatric Park
Men in the Back

my favorite title of any porn flic would have to be “Slammin Granny in the Fanny!”

“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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I saw Edward Penishands. Absolutely hilarious!! Another “remake” was “Drivin’ Miss Daisy Crazy”

All Genuine Titles

An American Nympho in London
Back Door to the Future
Ball Street
Ball in the Family
The Big Thrill
Bright Lights…Big Titties
Caddy Shack-Up
Cat on a Hot Sin Roof
The Days of Our Wives
Dracula Sucks
Earth Girls Are Sleazy
Fistful of Bimbos
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Humps
Funky Brewster
The Godmother
The Good, the Bad, and the Horny
Hill Street Blacks
The Horney Mooners
In and Out of Beverly Hills
L.A. Raw
The Load Warrior
The Long Ranger
Mad Jack, Beyond Thunderbone
Max Bedroom
My Bare Lady
Nudes at Eleven
The Oddest Couple
One Wive to Give
The Pink Lagoon
Pornocchio
The Postman Always Comes Twice
The Rocky Porno Video Show
Splendor in the Ass
A Star is Porn
Strangers When We Mate
Terms of Endowment
Throbbin’ Hood
Vaseline Alley
Where the Boys Aren’t
Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?
The Whore of the Worlds

What if they did a porno remake of the Straight Dope board?

You know, if Fist Full of Dollars were remaid in Veit Nam it would be called Fist Full of Dong. (YDKJ)


Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey.

The Blair Witch Who Takes it Up the Ass

Mystery Men Who Take it Up the Ass

For Love of the Game, and Taking it Up the Ass

Saving Private Ryan, Then Taking it Up the Ass

Taking it Up the Ass on the Titanic

Shakespeare in Love, Then He Gives it to Her Up the Ass


Tim
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”

I think these are real, but they’re funny nonetheless.

Intercourse With the Vampire
Bitanic (I KNOW that’s real–when I saw the box, I laughed for 15 minutes)
Biladdin (again, real)
and my personal favorite…

How Stella Got Her Tubes Packed

Star Whores: The Phantom Penis

There was a film called"Flesh Gordon". There should have been a film called “Fuck Rodgers”.

On a related topic , I once had adream in which I starred in a nude remake of “The Life Of Abraham Lincoln”. The title was “The Naked Abe”.


We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly

Shindler’s Fist


Yer pal,
Satan

On Golden Blonde
Shaving Ryan’s Privates

“Two fists for Sister Sara.”

Ok, I made that one up.

A real one I once saw: “Cape Rear”.

Let’s think of some more possible titles…

  • Star Fuck - Reg’s Erection
  • GBWF (Gang Banged White Female)
  • The Naked Bum 2 1/2
  • Casaboinka
  • Cum with the wind
  • Jerry, Portrait of a serial rapist
  • Descent Off Your Woman

I’m sure some of those have already been done :wink:

Coldfire


“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Actually, I’ve seen one called, (I believe), “Blackman and Throbbin,” and also one called “The Bare-Ass Naked Gun.” When I lived in the dorms my first year of college, the guys on my floor would go out and try to rent the best porn titles they could find. Another one was “Married:With Hormones.” That was actually the first porno I ever saw. It was really bad, and hysterically funny.


“You’re going to listen
to ME? To something I
said? Haven’t I made it
abundantly clear over the
tenure of our friendship
that I don’t know shit?”

  • Brodie, “Mallrats”

“How Stella Got Her Tubes Packed”
I almost split my side over that one…My God, that is HILARIOUS!
I have in my video collection:
“Will and Eds Bogus Gangbang”


I’m very lucky. The only time I was ever up shit creek, I just happened to have a paddle with me.
–George Carlin

Here are two more actual and for real titles I’m surprised haven’t shown up yet:
“Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mambo.”
and “To Live and Shave in L.A.”

Actually, there’s a lot of movies that would need no title change if they were made into porno films. Such as. . .

The 400 Blows
Things to Come
The Third Man
The Firm

Can anyone suggest others?

The Agony And The Ecstasy