The Joy Luck Club
Working at the video store I remember
Regarding Hiney (regarding henry)
Hannah Does her Sisters (Hannah and her Sisters)
Bright Lights, Big Titties (Bright Lights, Big City))
Stop it, I can hardly breathe, I’m laughing so hard!!
“Pornocchio”-- BAHAHAHAHA!!!
TT
“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide
I thought MPSIMS was the porno remake of SDMB.
How 'bout a porn version of that Keanu Reeves sci-fi movie, called “The Mattress”? (Yeah, it’s lame. Sue me.)
I heard there was one called “Jurassic Pork”. Which might have to do a battle of the porns with “Geriatric Park”, mentioned above.
Satan: shindlers fist is truly inspired.
How 'bout:
Thighs wide shut
American hair pie
Big daddy
Deep blue throat
Buttfinger
A dog of Moll Flanders
Indecent Proposal
Oh wait…
The Iron Giant
A Queer and Pleasant Stranger.
In the Line of Fire
And the new animated classics
The Penis of Egypt
The Lion’s Thing
Beauty and the Beast
101 Dalmations (hey is anyone seeing a trend in disney titles?)
A Bung’s Life
Sex Toy Story (stolen from Mad TV)
From the B&D department
Citizen Pain
School Ties
Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey.
Toys in Babeland?
Sinderella: Lie to me you bastard!
Pornocchio: I am NOT moving my head like a jackhammer! I HATE this!
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And I, um, heard it was “Shaving Dyan’s Privates.”
Real titles…(just laughing over the titles in the store < cough, cough >)
Romancing the Bone
The Sperminator
RambOhhhhh
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Twin Peaks
A Beaver Runs Through It
Bitches of Madison County
Backdoor Banzai
My Gay Left Foot (old family joke)
Twelve Inch Monkeys
Get Off on the Bus
Swing Shaft
Harry Does the Hendersons
Shaft
Snatch Adams
Alien Erection
Shag the Dog
Ghostfuckers
Spank Girl
Lust in Space
the Empire Sucks Back
Actually, there’s a lot of movies that would need no title change if they were made into porno films. Such as. . .
The 400 Blows
Things to Come
The Third Man
The Firm
Can anyone suggest others?
Very Bad Things
Dick
Body Parts
Big
Disturbing Behavior
Spaceballs
My Left Testicle
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.