Feltch
American History XXX
Pump Friction
Shindler’s Lust
Dr Strange Unrequited Love or: How I Yearned to Love the Bombshell
Swingin’ in the Rain
The Pleasure of the Sierra Madre
Reservoir Doggie-style
The Gropes of Wrath
Arsenic and Black Lace
Fuck, Suck, and Two Smoking Barrels
Fanny on Alexander’s
The Touchables
Crimes and Misty Moaners
Backside Story
King Dong
Mark Serlin and the Adventures of Winnie the Poof
I feel a little guilty–picking off the easy ones.
martin
I’m waiting for “The Boner Collector”
Exits, pursued by a bear
The one I always wanted to make was “Lust Action Hero”, and show what I’d do if I found that golden ticket.
Also, I’d like to do “Jizzmoppers”, a take off on Clerks, only in a porno store.
http://www.madpoet.com
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.
wait . . .
“Earth Girls Are Easy” was NOT a porn film,
although maybe it should have been since it starred Gena Davis
oh and P.S.
my college buddies and I used to play a game to see who could come up with the best porn title . . . I would inevitably win with my fave :
“The Crack of Dawn”
I think this may actually be a porn flic now.
Meet Wally’s Parts
or: Park Wally’s Meat
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
I saw a porn paperback one time entitled:
For whom the Belles Toil
“I think it speaks to the duality of man sir.”
(private Joker in Full Metal Jacket)
This probably exists as well, although I’ve never seen it…
Good Will Humping.
“Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7
Ass Pirates
Circle Jerk of Friends
Stealing Booty
Extra-ordinary Peephole
The Tight Muff
Grease (waitaminnit…)
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only if they dress up as werewolves.”
-Preacher
Satan, the strap on and everything ( The girl, the gold watch and everything)
Screwing Private Ryan
Two males for Sister Sarah
I know what I want to do to you this summer
Willy’s Wonka in the chocolate factory
Ayesha
I have a porno remake of a porno. It is called “Debbie Does The Dishes”.
I swear.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
Farenheit 69
Diddle All the Way
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
ok this is a real one. it’s the clever title of the month, according to adult video news. don’t ask me why i was at their site, and just so you know, i’ve never been there before today.
http://www.adultvideonews.com/editch/title0100.html
hopefully that link works. anyway, it has nudity, and it’s pretty disturbing
so if yer under 18…don’t go there
Ok, here goes:
Free my willy
Poke my hontas
Scream
The Spunkwell
Jerks
Anna on the King
Moonfuck
Mall-bratts
The Postman Cums Twice
The Rear Bimbo
Alice in Underwear
Wild Wild Breasts
Desperate Pleasures
Butterworld
Any Given Suckday
101 Dominatrix’s
End of Lays
Peeing on John Malkovich
Don’t Watch Hentai Anime While Dinking Bruce in da Hood.
Ragnolia
Humplestiltskin
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"And on the eighth day, God Created beer
to prevent the Irish from taking over
the Earth."
*~SNOOGANS~*Actually, regarding “Humplestiltskin”, I think there’s an actual porno called “Rumpled Foreskin”.
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
It’s A Wonderful Sex Life
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
I can’t believe nobody has listed my two favorites:
“A River Runs Through Her”
and
“Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon”
“It’s like banging your head against a wall because it feels so good when you stop.”
The Muppets Do Manhattan
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
– a Celtic motto
Homo Alone II
Lost in New York
Somewhere near Christopher Street
Then Holley held Miss Spider’s hand…
I’ll say no more, you understand.
For private moments between spiders
Should not be witnessed by outsiders.
-David Kirk- Miss Spider’s Wedding