Wonka’s Willy in the Condom Factory
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Inspect Her Gadget
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
I guess there’s one called “The Sapornos.”
Let’s go with some classics, guys!!
Balls of St. Mary’s
Bone with the Wind
McClint’s Cock
And to go with the Disney thing…where is Poke A Hot Ass?
View every exit as an entrance someplace else
In Your Pants Day
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Sex Toy Story (stolen from MAD TV)
Sex Toy Story 2 – that one’s mine
What about my Ginger Lynn fave:
‘The Poonies’?
And, there was a whole list of bad porn in ‘Clerks’, like ‘Men Alone 3: The K-Y Connection’.
-sb
They say the Lord loves drunks, fools and little children.
Two out of three ain’t bad.
Felching Ms. Tingle
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Dudley Do Her
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Here’s something else to think about: What if they made porn movies based on TV shows? We’d probably see things like:
Third Cock From the Sun
the Sex Files
Mad About Screwing
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Don’t know if it’s real, but:
E.T.: The Extra Testicle
“I never lie, but I don’t always say what I’m thinking.”
ENC Heel
Feeling Malcovitch’s Johnson
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Galaxy Breast
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Dee Blew Me.
Find my shape by the moonlight, why my thoughts aren’t so clear.
Star Whores.
>< DARWIN >
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Star Warts:
Join Luke Skywakker as he travels to the planet Clamydia for the massive Space orgy. On the way, he will meet Princess Gonnalaya…
“Hello, I’m Luke Skywakker, and these are my two droids, R2Dcup and C3POhmygod.”
“Hello, I am C3POhmygod, designed to bring exquisite pleasure to humans.”
click, hmm
“Oh my GOD!”
He will also have to deal with the gangster Grabba the Butt.
“Now, Han solo, you will eat Bantha poodoo!”
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
“Saving Ryan’s Privates”?