Your response is a porn title!

We had something like this back before the TG subforum came into being, but a search didn’t find it…

Anyway, the previous person, after penning their riff, puts in a legitimate non-porn movie title-and the next person then corrupts or perverts it (then puts in another legitimate title for the next person). Hilarity ensues.

e.g.

Saving Private Ryan

[becomes]

Shaving Ryan’s Privates
So, away we go!
The Bridge on the River Kwai

The Prick on the River Guy

What astorian said.

2001: A Space Odyssey

2001: A Slut Odyssey
500 Days of Summer

500 Days of Hummers

On the Waterfront

Fuck my Brains Out on the Waterfront.

Yeah, I’m not good at this. I’ll toss an easy one out:

The Iceman Cometh

The Eyesman Cometh
The French Connection

The French-Kiss Connection

Star Wars

Star Whores
Hang 'Em High

Bang 'Em High

(was that better?)

Old Yeller

Old Yabos
The Wizard of Oz

The Blizzard of Jizz

Dirty Harry

[Yes, TriPolar, that WAS better.]
Harry Does It Dirty
The Hunger Games

The Hungry Hole Games
The Pink Panther

The Pink Poontang

Once Upon a Time in the West

Once Upon A Time in Melody West

West Side Story

Back Side Soiree
Dog Day Afternoon

Doggy Style Afternoon

Birth of a Nation

Girth of Carrie Nation (for fat fetishists)

Gone With the Wind

Groaning with the Wench

Unbreakable