I was 52… 53?.. when I learned what the snooze button on an alarm clock was for.
Until then, I literally could not figure it out. “If you want to wake up at 6:39, just set the alarm for 6:39. Don’t set it for 6:30 and hit the snooze button, that makes no sense” was my attitude.
It wasn’t anything my ex and I needed to use, you see. If we wanted to get up at 6, we would set it to 6. If we wanted to get up at 3am, we’d set it to 3. And when Tanya asked me the following question this morning, it occurred to me that every woman since my ex has asked it, or some variation thereof:
“How do you sleep like that?”
You see, it’s like a switch. I can stay up until I decide to sleep, and when I wake up, I’m at 100% within seconds, no need for coffee, stretching, eating, or getting an extra 9 minutes by hitting the snooze button. I’m just… awake, not much different from t+30 seconds as I am at t+ 3 hours.
And going to sleep is similar: one said it was irritating that we could talk and talk and when she decided she was ready for sleep, I would be completely out within 2 minutes. I don’t know what to say - I get tired, but I can keep myself functional for a damn long time, and when I decide to sleep, I sleep. And when I wake up, I’m awake.
And apparently this is unusual.
So… how do y’all sleep? Trouble sleeping? Grogginess in the morning? Like me? Other?