… which explains your user name.
Re: the ads.
“Final cure for body odor.” Final cure? Surely it cannot be death. As far as I know, that’s when the b. o. problems really begin.
All you people complaining about strong cologne and perfume smells, just be grateful you don’t have to smell people who have been dead for a few days.
As a public service, I went there and it is a household cleaning product aimed at those with incontinent pets and relatives. It confused me too; I’ve always gotten rid of urine odor by flushing the toilet.
You think that’s bad? I worked with a woman who came waltzing into work one day wearing a perfume that stank so bad you could smell it 50 feet away down the hall – and that was so strong and apparently I was so allergic to it that I immediately had a major asthma attack. I mean to the point where they were ready to call 911 on me. I ended up in the ER, and on to a specialist who agreed my rapid onset asthma problem was 100% due to the bitch’s perfume.
And yet the bastards refused to ask her to stop wearing it. Needless to say, I left their employ as rapidly as I could. Fuckers.
I’m seriously considering turning off AdBlock after reading this thread. The ads sound as entertaining as most threads!
I was hoping this would trigger an ad for a sex manual or something.
Fair enough, we’ll create separate designated outdoor stinking zones for the overly perfumed.
Two words: Malodor Counteractancy. How can you resist clicking on that link?
“Female Odor Solutions.” They must have hired someone who used to work in marketing at a tech company.
Would have been better if it were “robust, world-class end-to-end female odor solutions,” though,
Dancing?
Just a little bit of smell is okay. Just a dab of after-shave balm usually does the trick.
See if you get the same reaction by just having nice clean hair and skin and pheromones and maybe it will change your mind about those stronger chemicals.
C’mere, you! 
Axe type stink-pretty smell like Great-Grandma favorite stink-pretty. Chicks no dig guy who smell like Great-grandma. You all stop wear now.
Unless your husband is wont to nibble places. I put my colonge on the inside of my wrists, and rub them on the nape of my neck.
Everybody always thinks they’re only wearing a little bit of perfume or cologne, but to a sensitive nose, a little goes a long way - too far, usually. And for those of you who think your particular scent is lovely, not gross like the ones people are complaining about here, I have news for you - chances are excellent that there are whole bunches of people who think your brand of perfume is disgusting. I’m probably one of them - there are extremely few perfumes or colognes that I can stand smelling. Axe is one of the biggest offenders - it smells like a desperate young man in a bar.
I know this wasn’t directed at me in particular. Some of us bleed when we shave. Some of us bleed a lot. Hence the aftershave balm. I purposely use a brand which has little scent and only use a dab. I hate smelling myself (whether BO or colongue).
I agree with you on Axe. Axe is only good if you’re running from the law, and you want to make the bloodhounds run the other way.
That’s quite the mind picture I’ve got now - the doggies on the trail, then yipe-ing off in the other direction once they get a whiff of Axe. 