Your teenager committed suicide? It's your fault.

The BBQ Pit
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You just did.

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Ya know, I like the idea of changing my name to “. . .”

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You people are ruining my pit.
Back in the OLD DAYS, you would have been scorched by fire for this kind of pussyfooting on these sanctified grounds. Do you hear me? Your brains would have been incinerated while you sat and stroked your bearded necks.

First, good job asking my permission.
Yes.

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This ain’t the old days anymore, Grandpa.

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And my beard ain’t on my neck.

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Well, maybe Condescending Robot just knows more about the mechanics of teen suicide than we do. He might have committed suicide a lot or something.

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< looks at badge >

Which table are the fucktards at?

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Well, show me the way
To the next fucktard bar
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why
Show me the way
To the next fucktard bar
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why
For if we don’t find
The next fucktard bar
I tell you we must die

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Thats an all in one pass, you can go anywhere with one of those.

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So, that’s me over here on my own, is it? Go on then, I’ll have a banana daiquiri.

With an umbrella!

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Eww, neckbeards.

Hi, ivan! I’ll sit with you, you poor lonely bastard.

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Condescending Robot is condescending.

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What’s in a name, indeed.

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I agree with ivn1188.

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But is he a robot? :o

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Does a mechanical vibrating device count?

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No. Those things give pleasure.

Condescending Robot has never done that.

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We’re all shocked.

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Now there’s a sig line!

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Lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth are up to four times more likely to attempt suicide than their heterosexual peers, according to the Massachusetts 2006 Youth Risk Survey.