Would ya like some ice for that, jazzmine?
I need something, that’s for sure. Hey, does anyone swoon any more? dramatically tossing back of hand to forehead I think I’m gonna swoon.
Thank you very much, ma’am.
I’d wondered if anyone noticed that… nobody’s asked me to back that claim up just yet. What’s the world comin to when ya gotta ask a lady if she wants to see?
-Doug
I’m with the other ladies on the completely rough, forceful, tied up, kidnapped, submissive fantasy. Oh my!
::fanning myself furiously::
You know, it isn’t good to think of these things at work–people are starting to stare!
What? Gonna make me beg?
OH! Another fantasy. I can hijack AND stay on topic at the same time.
Damn, people. I just like girls.
I’ve mentioned it before. I’m not ashamed.
Eyelashes. Perfect, long, curved eyelashes. Not clumpy with mascara.
It’s the first thing I notice – on everyone.
Well, I’ve mentioned fetishes before (nothing too strange) so I’ll mention a fantasy.
I’ve had this fantasy about sending a woman a blindfold and a note telling her to come to my place in nothing but a trenchcoat, and to put on the blindfold just before knocking on the door. Then she’d come in, and I’d tease her at first. Then I’d pleasure her until she could literally take no more. Perhaps some silk scarf games as well.
Gosh, I guess I am the only exhibitionist here. I just always thought going full-tilt, riding a lap in total abandon, complete with a madly creaking seat, in a porn theatre while the movie was playing was one of my more fun ideas (that I haven’t yet acted out…)
But hey if we’re going to dream big here…how about a menage` a trois with Jamie Lee Curtis and Will Smith inside the big ball as it drops on Times Square at midnight?
[sub] Sorry, I try not to “script” out my fantasies too much in hopes may they one day happen[/sub]
I’m with TKDan . . . I am a teeth person, and one of the most erotic things I’ve ever experienced was having my neck lightly nipped by a guy wearing custom made fangs.
I am ALL about arms! Oh, and manly hands . . . rowr!
But the end all be all of erotic to me is watching a man drive, especially stick shift, especially at high speeds. You might as well put me to bed cause I’m done when I’m in a car with a man I’m attracted to while driving anywhere on the freeway. On the way back from the concert tonight, I had to force myself not to watch my friend driving.
So I guess this means that I want to strattle the driver of a car someday. You ever see that scene in The Getaway with Charlie Sheen? Thats it for me. Thats my fantasy . . . not with Charlie Sheen mind you, but just that activity in general.
No you’re not!
-L
Proof?
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I could change my name to start with an M, how does meirroc sound? Wow, its suddenly really hot in here, or is that just me…?..Off to take a very cold shower
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I’m sooooo with you there! Thats it I’m not opening this thread again, its positively stifling in here.
I wrote something very similar to that about 4 years ago, Rob. Except in my story I receive a note telling me to go to a hotel where there’s another note (with instructions) and a room key waiting for me at the front desk.
SINsApple, the SO and I both have sets of custom made fangs. It’s good to have a Vampire junkie who’s a dental tech as a friend.
and Tequila, you are not the only exhibitionist! I admitted to that in my first post. So there.
Where were you when I was in High School. Once, while at the doctors I had to give a blood sample. The tech didn’t even strap the rubber thing on my arm or have me make a fist because he could plainly see the viens in my arms. Skinny and geeky? I had that in spades baby!
Another vote for the dark corner for me or…
I respectfully remind the senator of the rights granted to me the fifth admendment of the constitution of the United States.
Woohoo!
I started my first 2-page thread!
::does a little dance::
Am I a folk hero yet? I created a place where we can all come to get absurdly hot and bothered in totally inappropriate places, that’s got to count for something.
Let us revel in our wacky deviant screwing-on-the-freeway, thrown-in-the-back-of-a-van, blind-folded, fruit-used-illegally bliss.
MarxBoy
When chicks swoon drives me crazy. The movie version of Bye Bye Birdie has the most erotic scene in any film.
Of course what I’ll do to you ladies while you are out (or are you just faking?) is totally up to me.
I am an attorney IRL, but I don’t play one on TV.
This fantasy, which I’ll bet is pretty common among law students and young lawyers, involves making whoopie (exchanging briefs) with the daughter of a judge in his chambers, maybe even wearing the robe.
“You’re out of order, Miss. I’ll have to slap you for contempt.”
:: opens window to let some fresh air in.::