You're a fine example of a cop dude. Really.

[kayaker]

I’ve taken Uzi’s concerns to heart. In place of a beer at lunch, I did a coupla lines off my desk. Weeeeee.

[Muffin]

@Scumpup

In that case, I was going to have a martini with my lunch, but in honor of Uzi I guzzled a pint of lukewarm gin instead. That’s still just one drink, though, isn’t it?

Yup, and a very proletarian one at that.

[tdn]

@kayaker

I’ve taken Uzi’s concerns to heart. In place of a beer at lunch, I did a coupla lines off my desk. Weeeeee.

Pfft. Lightweight.

I did a coupla lines off my secretary’s ass.

[Muffin]

Well as long as you secretary’s ass was not on the lunch table . . .

[kayaker]

@tdn

Pfft. Lightweight.

I did a coupla lines off my secretary’s ass.

No, I’m just stingy. If you knew my secretary, you’d know she would be after her share and she’d demand to do her lines offa my ass. And they’d be big honkin lines.

[PunditLisa]

Someone in this thread *needs *a beer.

[fluiddruid]

I don’t drink at lunch. However, when I went to go buy a salad at the deli, I was really tempted by the cookies. I got a big cookie.

When I walked towards my car, a cop came over screamed, “IF YOU EAT THAT COOKIE, IT WILL MAKE YOU FAT!” It makes sense, because usually when I eat one cookie, I can’t stop and I just keep cramming them in there until I finally get tired and go to sleep. But damn, this salad wasn’t very filling.

[storyteller0910]

@Uzi

The only rabid insistence in this thread is what you have just posted with the implicit denial that it could never happen that someone would drink two beers rather than just one. Somehow those people who do drive drunk have had more than one beer. Can we agree on that? And the only way to get to two beers is if we drink one beer. Follow that logic? There are many accidents attributed to people drinking alcohol. Are they evil people who started out to drink more than one beer? Or, do only alcoholics drive drunk?

This is the stupidest post I have ever read on this board. It should win a medal of some kind.

[Nzinga_Seated]

@fluiddruid

I don’t drink at lunch. However, when I went to go buy a salad at the deli, I was really tempted by the cookies. I got a big cookie.

When I walked towards my car, a cop came over screamed, “IF YOU EAT THAT COOKIE, IT WILL MAKE YOU FAT!”

Haaa! Ya’ll are killing me today.

[Omegaman]

@Scumpup

Do the forties I slam during my morning and afternoon commutes count?

You are so making me crave a OE right now.

[Muffin]

@storyteller0910

This is the stupidest post I have ever read on this board. It should win a medal of some kind.

How about buying Uzi a beer at lunch?

[tdn]

@Muffin

Well as long as you secretary’s ass was not on the lunch table . . .

Let’s just say that some of the people eating lunch at the table were mighty annoyed.

[billfish678]

@fluiddruid

When I walked towards my car, a cop came over screamed, “IF YOU EAT THAT COOKIE, IT WILL MAKE YOU FAT!” It makes sense, because usually when I eat one cookie, I can’t stop and I just keep cramming them in there until I finally get tired and go to sleep. But damn, this salad wasn’t very filling.

Personally, I think the cop should arrest your slow metabolism

[Darth_Hamsandwich]

@tdn

Let’s just say that some of the people eating lunch at the table were mighty annoyed.

Yeah, but it’s not really an issue per se since the secretary was wearing slacks over her Depends.

[tdn]

@Darth_Hamsandwich

Yeah, but it’s not really an issue per se since the secretary was wearing slacks over her Depends.

The operative word here being “was.”

[Shot_From_Guns]

@PunditLisa

Someone in this thread *needs *a beer.

Ooh! Me me me! Pick me!

@Darth_Hamsandwich

Yeah, but it’s not really an issue per se since the secretary was wearing slacks over her Depends.

The real question is, was she declawed and circumcised? And is she an indoor or an outdoor secretary?

[Tom_Scud]

@Freudian_Slit

How dare you equate human interaction with the consumption of…shudder alcohol? Especially the rearing of the next generation. If you can compare the basis of raising the future generation with alcohol, that should tell you of the futility of your analogy.

Or, um, something.

This is me deliberately choosing NOT to mimick a “childfree” advocate of the sort who uses words like “sprog” and “crotch dropping” in apparent seriousness.

[Nzinga_Seated]

@Omegaman

You are so making me crave a OE right now.

Here you go. I even threw in a lil’ hot mama to pass it back and forth with.

apropos of absolutely nothing, a customer just told me, "you can stick it up your ass with a fist full of gravel Hahaa! White folks got the most colorful cuss outs!

[Shot_From_Guns]

@Nzinga_Seated

I even threw in a lil’ hot mama to pass it back and forth with.

Nothing says “classy” like a padded bra, that’s for damn sure. Also, is wearing the tshirt of the malt liquor you’re drinking as gauche as wearing a band’s shirt to their show?

[Bosstone]

@Shot_From_Guns

Nothing says “classy” like a padded bra, that’s for damn sure. Also, is wearing the tshirt of the malt liquor you’re drinking as gauche as wearing a band’s shirt to their show?

“Don’t be that guy!”