You’re kidding right? Really, you’re just some guy who wandered in off the street, right? I mean a CPA is expected to have some minimal level of education.
No, I do not have a W-2 form. My employer is not required to give me one. Hell, how could he give me one you silly monolingual mouth-breather? I live and work in Saudi Arabia.
No I do not have to prove how much I pay in Saudi taxes. There are no Saudi taxes. Saudi Arabia has oil instead, surely you know that, it was in all the papers. No, Saudi Arabia does not have a tax treaty with the US you idiot.
No, I cannot provide you with a statement of my annual earnings. I operate on the Islamic calendar. Why the heck …
No, I am not cheating on my taxes. No, I do not have to be a resident of the same state you are a resident of. I mean really, were your parents close kin?
Look, The Discovery Channel obviously has not prepared you for the face-paced life of a tax preparer. Perhaps you ought to find something a little closer to your abilities. Something with a paper hat.
I for one blame the public schools.