Had a random thought occur to me the other day, and thought it might make an amusing diversion. What can you come up with?
You’re so masochistic, your safe word is harder.
You’re so geeky your safe word is magic missile?
You’re so wimpy, your safe word is Owwww!
You’re so in love with Lois Griffin, your safe word is banana.
You’re so Deaf, your safe word is “What?”
You’re so uptight your safe word is “that feels nice.”
You’re so into the Simpsons that your safe word is “D’oh!”
You’re so vain, your safe word is ‘clouds in my coffee.’
Tripler
Yeah, you probably think this post is about you, don’t you?
You’re such a Doper, your safe word is “Cite!”
You’re so stupid, your safe word is “duh.”
You’re so white your safe word is wonderbread.
You’re so fat your safe word is “You gonna finish that?”
You’re so into Seinfeld, your safe word is 'I’m Out."
You’re so into baseball, your safe word is sa-a-y-f-f-e!
God, I love you guys!
You’re so into bondage, your safe word is “Mmmmph!”
You’re so gay, your safeword is “Fabulous!”
You’re so crafty, your safeword is “whipstitch”.
You’re so timid, your safeword is “Stop”.
I don’t get it. What the heck is a “safe word”?
You’re so vanilla, your safe word is “What the heck is a “safe word”?”
(Sorry, Spectre. It was just hanging there like a nice slowball, fat with anticipation.)