You're so ________ your safe word is ________.

You’re so into Star Trek, your safe word is “I canna do it cap’n”

You’re so unimaginative, your safe word is “safe.”

You’re such a tiger in the sack that your safe word is “RAWR!”

You’re so contrary, your safe word is “MORE!”

You’re so egocentric your safe word is Me.

You’re so unaware, your safe word is “whooosh”.

You’re so wimpy, your safeword is “ok I’m up for bondage sex”

You’re so impractical that your safeword is Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

You’re so into getting pregnant, your safe word is Duggar

You’re so valley girl, your safe word is “As if!”

You’re so clueless, your safe word is “don’t stop.”

You’re so Gollum, your safe word is “preciousssssss”

You’re such a dog lover, your safeword is “Off the couch!”