You're so cute when you're slurring your speech

But they’re closing the bar and they want us to leave.

They’re closing already? It’s not even noon!

Shaddup ang give ush a kish

The piano has been drinking, not me.

If this isn’t the opening line of a Pogues song, it should be.
ETA: Aha, Death Cab for Cutie then. OK.

I love ya, man.

Red wine and cigarettes - hide your bad habits underneath the patio.