"You're the Top"—dedicated to the put-upon SD mods . . .

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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You’re the top, you are Wally’s ticker;
You’re the top, you’re a quiz by Bricker.
You’re a symphony that is played by Ike and Sax—
You are Chief the sailor,
You’re Kelli’s trailer,
You’re Green’s wisecracks!

You’re the hair on the guy named Satan,
You are fair, like the girl he’s matin’,
You’re an afternoon without a single crash;
You’re Manhattan’s swains,
You’re David’s brains—
You’re Neuro-trash!

You are Whack; you are simply ducky;
You’re a crack, that is made by Bucky!
You’re a Winkleried and a Mullinator, too;
You’re Espirix’s dildo,
A post by Billdo,
You’re a cowgodmoo!

You’re a roll that the Chef is smellin’,
You’re a troll for the late Miss Melin,
I’m LBMB,
I’m Heatherlee, a flop!
But if baby, I’m the bottom—
You’re the top!

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:smiley:

I second that emotion!

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Wow, I’m SO flattered to be part of this masterpiece…(mistresspiece?)

Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

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I second Chef Troy’s statement.

We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.

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That was adorable, Eve. Very creative.

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

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Apologies to everyone I left out—y’all gotta have more rhyming names!

Anyone wanna take up the torch for a few more verses?

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Eve, I am wiping the tears from my eyes - BRILLIANT.

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let’s have an opus, er… encore!

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Connor
monner
lonner
sonner
bonner
yonner
Crikey, what was I thinking?!?

Sala, can’t you count?!? I said NO camals! That’s FIVE camals!

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Nice work, Eve. You should really consider writing as a career.

Sig! Sig a Sog! Sig it loud! Sig it Strog! – Karen Carpenter with a head cold

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I once heard someone comment that if the Ramones had written this song, it would have gone, “You’re the top, you’re the top, you’re the top, you’re the top, baby you’re the top.” But I like Eve’s re-write better.

Dr. J

“Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!” -Dr. Nick Riviera

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And they ask us why we do this work for no compensation – we get paid PLENTY.

your humble TubaDiva

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loud wolf whistles

Encore! Encore!

Eve, so wonderful! (even if I’m not in there - it could have been me in the ducky line)

hehehe

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A work of art.

Of course, the whole thing is held together by my name in the first line.

Seriously, Eve, that was very clever.

If I was wearing a hat, it would be very, very tipped.

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Dammit, Wally, this is one of those times when you have to put on a hat to tip it.

Eve, I doff my newly doned cap to you.

Bill

You don’t have a thing to worry about. I’ll have the jury eating out of my hand. Meanwhile, try to escape.

Sig by Wally M7, master signature architect to the SDMB

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Good job Eve! Very funny. Were you doing a can-can dance as you sang this? I hope so.

P.S. And I would be saying this even if I hadn’t had the honour of being immortalized in your song.

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It was nice to see my hair get mentioned…

Contrary to popular belief, I have nothing against the mods here. And most of them do a good job.

Nick is still anal though… :smiley:

Yer pal,
Satan

http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif

I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Four days, 15 hours, 57 minutes and 5 seconds.
186 cigarettes not smoked, saving $23.32.
Life saved: 15 hours, 30 minutes.

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I wouldn’t be so smug if I were you - she rhymed you with dildo for heaven’s sake! :smiley:

Wow, that was incredibly well done. Bravo!

Esprix

Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)

“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”

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Great job! And, I was gonna change my name to orange, but I guess I won’t in hopes of being rhymed. weirddave-love slave? but hopefully not OgreFade.

Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.

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Eve, that was brilliant. And much appreciated. Thank you.