That was the funniest thing I’ve seen here since Wally tried cybersex. And I got mentioned, too! (Your check’s in the mail…)
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
That was great, Eve! Gotta do that more often!
I’d praise you more, but I’ve got to go find my rhyming dictionary… 
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
(title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!)
< Applause >
< Standing Ovation >
Woo hoo!
(And the line about “David’s brains” had absolutely nothing to do with my applauding. Nothing at all. But e-mail me for your “Free Flame in GD” coupon. 
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Gee, Exprix, I hadn’t realized the rhyme before. Never thought of it. Golly, when the guys at the Fraternity gave me my nickname, it was one that rhymed with dildo!?!
Thanks, Exprix, I never realized why people were snickering before.
We’ve been laughing behind you’re back since you signed on, Bill.
We even crashed a couple of email servers with the volume.
It pretty much died down, until this thread started the thing over again.
I see I’ve got 174 messages waiting.
Gotta go.
David has brains (well, that’s debatable, but I meant in the song) and manny has swains, but I don’t get diddly. Gaw-DAY-ray. Gaw-DAY-ray. You can find a rhyme for that, right? :
: Actually, the only one I can come up with is Fay Wray, do it’s probably just as well.
All kidding aside, thank you very much. Way cool.
Way to go, Eve! Thanks for saying so beautifully what a lot of us feel!
You’ve got a point there, brother - and one of these days I’m going to figure out what it is. - Cecil Adams
Grrrrr… ta ta, hurrah, blah blah, my ma, saw, pa, flaw, jaw, claw, law and hee haw dammit.
Hi, aha, how the hell are ya? Glad to have you here.
Ed Zotti
You couldn’t find a word to rhyme with “Kat”? :eek: Now I’m a bit worried about you, Eve.
Can we nominate this thread for the Treadspotting link?
Alright, smart guy, just move it along…
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
Of course I also find it mildly amusing that I should be mentioned in a thread about “tops”…
Esprix, who will point you to the Gay Guy thread if you don’t understand
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
Gaudere:
Well, I was having a go at a fifth verse yesterday, jotting down possibilities on a notepad, And I was trying to make you the first line, but I couldn’t come up with anything that adequately rhymed with “Gaudere’s pierced navel.”
“Upheaval,” if said in an Irish accent? Nah…
Uke
OK, I am still stumped by some of your names, but here’s another few verses to get y’all through the weekend—
You’re a bite of a New York bagel;
You delight, as does our Finagle—
You’re a bodyguard for Mullinator’s frau—
You’re a Han named Yue,
CM the Jew;
You’re Kat’s meow!
You’re a Strad (that’s the best of fiddles)
You are rad, like the siblings Riddles!
You’re as keen and sharp as Dr. Jackson’s knife—
You’re what Farmer reaps,
You’re Cristi’s peeps,
You’re Old Broad’s life!
You’re OK, like Jazzmine that smartie;
You’re as gay as a SqrlCub party;
You are Bluepony, our residential cop—
But if baby I’m the bottom,
You’re the top!
—Cole Pullman-Porter
Dammit, this thing has got to be put together and placed on the Threadspotting link.
We can’t allow this one to just drop out of sight.
How about it, mods? Do something!
Gaudere said:
Ahem!
Well, the way I “pronounce” your name in my head, it rhymes with “fear,” so maybe that would work better.
But I like Ike’s suggestion of trying to rhyme with “navel.” Hmmm (trying to think of a rhyme). Maybe “belly button”?
Eve you are quite something… What a great way to start the day!
Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man
Bonus points to Eve for the frau reference.
giggling
Eve you’re absolutely something!
When down within my soul and with my lord,
So paranoid that everyone is “them,”
I seek out this dear Straight Dope Message Board,
As Handy as my nearest IBM.
So many witty folks there are to like:
There’s DavidB, Pixoid, and Uncle Beer,
Omni, Aha, and Ukelele Ike,
Noththemama, Okatym, all dear.
And there are more (although the trolls are bad)–
Canthearyou, Wally, Coldfire, and Esprix,
There’s Rousseau, TDiva,and Singledad,
The Chef, the Doctors, nuero-trash…ah me!
But of all here I like, I do believe,
That honor most goes to our Lady Eve.
Bucky
Ooo, nice, Bucky. {polite applause}
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
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