Thank you, dear heart—a ray of sunshine on a rainy, cold and miserable day!
—The Lady Eve
[howcum the choice ones are gay, married or live all the way across the U.S.?]
Eve –
Looks as though you’ve already finished the dedication page for your next project!
Says you: “howcum the choice ones are gay, married or live all the way across the U.S.?”
Or halfway 'round the world for that matter…
Eve said:
Sorry. Should’ve gotten to us quicker. 
I think I see your problem, Eve. You’ve chosen to live and work in or near NYC, surrounded by one or two million of the brightest, most sophisticated, and wealthiest males in the country. Your big mistake is not living out in Podunk with the rest of us where dating options are so much more varied and frequent.
“You’ve chosen to live and work in or near NYC, surrounded by one or two million of the brightest, most sophisticated, and wealthiest males in the country.”
Yeeps! If the bohunks around these parts are the best the country has to offer, bring on the shawl and the rocking chair! Bright, sophisticated and wealthy, my eye . . . You’ve been watching too many Thin Man movies.
. . . Well, exception must be made for Billdo, Ukulele Ike, Manhattan, Alphagene and the other NY SD members. They are all paragons of perfection in every way.
All OTHER men in NY are worthless.